Jumpers for goalposts

by **MagicJ** » Wed Jan 26, 2011 3:20 pm

Obstruction assists gravity *shocker*

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by **ChubbyPoacher** » Wed Jan 26, 2011 3:38 pm

simon wrote:

What happens next is that it goes into row z

I'm borrowing the standard Arsenal defence and saying sometimes it's just about doing pretty things on the pitch, not the end product.

by **simon** » Thu Feb 10, 2011 12:06 pm

Not too similiar to some people on this forum...... :wink:

by **oompah18** » Fri Feb 11, 2011 12:33 am

Just read the news about Newcastle´s newest signing - made him out to be Mr Superman, good luck to this Finn anyway, gonna be tough!
http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport2/hi/footbal ... 392873.stm

by **Evertony** » Sun Feb 13, 2011 3:29 am

It's all about Rooneys goal. Which was good, but it weren't as spectacular as the press are making out! It's like wow look what he did! Yes he scored a good goal, Isn't he expected to do this every week on a million pound a month wages?

by **ChubbyPoacher** » Tue Feb 15, 2011 4:45 pm

I think you've got a point.
I mean it looks good from this angle:

But from this one it looks like he shinned it:

What do you reckon, Evertony?

by **simon** » Tue Feb 15, 2011 6:25 pm

Arsenal's second goal this week was better than Rooney's. Prior to his goal he miss controlled the ball.

5 one touch passes from defence to it being in the back of the net

by **ChubbyPoacher** » Tue Feb 15, 2011 6:47 pm

simon wrote:Arsenal's second goal this week was better than Rooney's. Prior to his goal he miss controlled the ball.

5 one touch passes from defence to it being in the back of the net

Prior to his goal he was utter cack for 75 minutes or so.
As for the Van Persie's goal, it was better executed but it wasn't an overhead kick into the top corner to win the derby.

by **Salopian** » Tue Feb 15, 2011 6:59 pm

"it could be that it was just 13 stone of remedial chimp flinging himself at a pig's bladder"

by **ChubbyPoacher** » Tue Feb 15, 2011 7:06 pm

Salopian wrote:"it could be that it was just 13 stone of remedial chimp flinging himself at a pig's bladder"

The Melanie Philips one was a gem.

by **simon** » Tue Feb 15, 2011 7:20 pm

ChubbyPoacher wrote:
As for the Van Persie's goal, it was better executed but it wasn't an overhead kick into the top corner to win the derby.

Very true, still he did shin it in :wink:

by **otyikondo** » Wed Feb 16, 2011 3:19 am

Bare-chested man goes bonkers in Milan. Ah, the passion, the passion...

by **simon** » Wed Feb 16, 2011 10:11 am

otyikondo wrote:Bare-chested man goes bonkers in Milan. Ah, the passion, the passion...

He added: "I was nervous. We were both speaking Scottish,
something that I learned when I played in his home city of Glasgow, but I can't tell you what we said.

by **ChubbyPoacher** » Mon Feb 28, 2011 12:47 pm

by **oompah18** » Sat Mar 05, 2011 12:51 am

Anyway, roll on Sunday March 13th. The question is, by how many goals will Reading lose? I reckon Carlos Tevez playing alone against the whole of the Royals, could still beat them!!!!! Even as a lifelong Reading supporter (I first watched them from the terraces when I was about 10 if I remember!), this is still one game I wouldn´t be too upset to lose, AS LONG AS Tevez does his stuff. But you never know, if Ireland could beat England at the Cricket World Cup the other day, anything is possible :lol: