This is quite funny..BBC humour.
By Derek 'Robbo' Robson
The Tees mouth
I think he and WLM went to same school!!
It starts out as a Footbal review then hops about the Sports with some nice one liners..
e.gs.
Cricket..
"Hoggard. He's such a rustic sort of bloke, it's hard not to see him in a smock with a pitchfork in one hand and a brace of pheasants in the other."
Formula One
" It's like that hard housey-housey music. Boring and noisy. Give it to Kaiser Michael now and give our ears a rest. !"
http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport2/hi/funny_o ... 600175.stm
The read some more of his quips in the Prem League "End of Term School report"
I love this one liner about Graeme Sourness..
"Graeme is such a tortured soul I expect he spends some nights in the garden howling at the moon, bless him. !"
But there are lots of other gems..Enjoy..
It is two Parts.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport2/hi/funny_o ... 724077.stm
http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport2/hi/funny_o ... 725043.stm