A bird in hand is worth...

[Casey James Robinson]

There are some hilarious Finnish idioms. Suksi Sulle. Ski to the swamp.
Well, I hve a Barcelona soccor Jacket I was wearing one day, and some Russian excahnges students, asked me if I knew David Beckham. I told them yeah sure, then they asked for my signature, and I was on my way. I look a little Hispanic, however I am a Yankee.

[Ace]

Nice try I wont even bother rising to that bait

PS if you are for real there are a few lads on here that would love you mate