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Is this true only in American sports?

Post by mrjimsfc » Tue Aug 17, 2004 6:17 pm

WHY ATHLETES CAN'T HAVE REAL JOBS

Chicago Cubs outfielder Andre Dawson on being a role model: "I wan'

all dem kids to do what I do, to look up to me. I wan' all the kids to

copulate me."
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New Orleans Saint RB George Rogers when asked about the upcoming

season: "I want to rush for 1,000 or 1,500 yards, whichever comes first."

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And, upon hearing Joe Jacobi of the 'Skins say: "I'd run over my own

mother to win the Super Bowl," Matt Millen of the Raiders said: "To win,

I'd run over Joe's Mom, too."

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Torrin Polk, University of Houston receiver, on his coach, John

Jenkins: "He treats us like men. He lets us wear earrings."

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Football commentator and former player Joe Theismann, 1996: "Nobody in

football should be called a genius. A genius is a guy like Norman

Einstein."

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Senior basketball player at the University of Pittsburgh: "I'm going

to graduate on time, no matter how long it takes." (now that is beautiful)

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Bill Peterson, a Florida State football coach: "You guys line up

alphabetically by height." And, "You guys pair up in groups of three,

then line up in a circle."

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Boxing promoter Dan Duva on Mike Tyson hooking up again with promoter

Don King: "Why would anyone expect him to come out smarter? He went to

prison for three years, not Princeton."

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Stu Grimson, Chicago Blackhawks left wing, explaining why he keeps a

color photo of himself above his locker: "That's so when I forget how to

spell my name, I can still find my clothes."

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Lou Duva, veteran boxing trainer, on the Spartan training regime of

heavyweight Andrew Golota: "He's a guy who gets up at six o'clock in the

morning regardless of what time it is."

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Chuck Nevitt, North Carolina State basketball player, explaining to

Coach Jim Valvano why he appeared nervous at practice: "My sister's

expecting a baby, and I don't know if I'm going to be an uncle or an

aunt." (I wonder if his IQ ever hit room temperature in January)

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Frank Layden, Utah Jazz president, on a former pl ayer: "I told him,

'Son, what is it with you? Is it ignorance or apathy?' He said, 'Coach,

I don't know and I don't care.'"

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Shelby Metcalf, basketball coach at Texas A&M, recounting what he told

a player who received four F's and one D: "Son, looks to me like you're

spending too much time on one subject."

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Amarillo High School and Oiler coach Bum Phillips when asked by Bob

Costas why he takes his wife on all the road trips, Phillips responded:

"Because she is too ugly to kiss good-bye." (Dead man walkin' )
:roll:



Is this true only in American sports?

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