...and welcome to IEASF
Horse's other end is here:
http://www.uvi.fi/pdf/olelupaperheside_eng.pdf
http://www.uvi.fi/pdf/tyolupa_eng.pdf
summa summarum:
For being married you get an A residence - which means you have a permanent residence which doesn't require a work permit. Believe me, there is no such breed as a "housewife" in Finland since the 1950's. Not enough daytime soap (yet).
So after you land you're in there with the rest of the white trash in KELA (=welfare office), you need to fill in a few forms. As you are married -
PHIL! GET YOUR BUTT IN HERE YOU SAID THE BENEFIT YOU MISSED APPLYING WAS AVAILABLE AT LANDING! - you're entitled to something or the other KELA benefit meant for helping you survive/integrate/get a job. Average time of getting work is around 8-9 months, but on the other hand education is free, so you might as well enroll into a program and get your networking done - and learn Finnish. Of course the best place to learn finnish is with the other moms at the sandbox - but as I said, the system is suh the kids are in daycare and the moms working so it might be a bit empty...
The only thing your Americanness means you are going to be asked if you are EU or NON-EU (EI-EU in Finnish). So thats the only racial segregation you'll face officially. And please, don't fill in any papers you're 'Caucasian' - here it means you'll get all the documents in Russian as Caucasians are from the Caucasus - in South Russia. Don't confuse the KELA ladies - they're confused enough with you speaking English at them. And yes, you need to go there to get your health card and before that you need to go to the magistrate to get yourself registered and the personal number. Otherwise getting a bank account, bus pass or actually even a GSM is quite... difficult.
There is some ret... American housewives knitting society aimed for tea parties and trying to figure out where to find the vanilla extract and how on earth a Celsius scale works. We're a bit more down to earth here. Please feel free to ask anything. If nothing else we can copypaste the Q&A eventually into a FAQ.
I guess our FAQ isn't up online yet, but bringing all those US electric gizmos over... just don't. Phil can tell you how electronic appliances work with blue smoke and when the smoke comes out - it don't work no more. A number of people can explain the tv+video+tapes equation - either you get multisystem gizmos that work or then just eat it and have two sets of stuff...
Meanwhile,
I do remain,
Your most obese Servant