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So I've been working 24/7 all year and my boss says I look like a wreck and bureaucratically I need to take atleast 2 weeks in September (the last two weeks).
I'm fixing up my flat for a week or two (desparate attempt), but then I'm thinking of getting somewhere to the Med and plasterd for two weeks or so. As cheap as possible.
I was looking at trips, but they ask 250-300 extra for singularity, so I need a 'roommate', so this is an announcement to find one.
I don't care where exactly to go, I'd prefer Turkey for the price, but the disco world there is full of hairy dudes and the market for tall blondes is limited, I am looking for a place with some indecent "Essex girls".
I am not a beach person as I burn on full moon, but more a museum/trekking type. And I snore and get very stroppy if I am woken up and told that.
Two weeks because I usually sleep the first week straight...