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Post by Hank W. » Sat Jul 02, 2005 1:02 pm

Lefty wrote: I wonder if he does it so well with me, does he do it with other girls?.
Well, you've heard the top 10 of the Finnish pick-up lines:

- May I have the pleasure, or shall we dance first?
- Lets go and see if our urinating utensils match!
- Your clothes look fine, they'd look finer in a pile on my bedroom floor.
- I am not getting any smarter nor are you getting any more beautiful, sho should we pack it up and go have a shag?
- You ain't a rose, but the potatoes bllom too...
- Should I buy you a drink or do you just want the money?
- Nice legs, when do they open?
- Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I come walk past again?
- I have other stiff things to offer except my act.
- Are you looking for suitable company? (if the answer is no- "n that case I'll do" )


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Post by Mark I. » Sat Jul 02, 2005 1:49 pm

Hank, Finnish women are not allways that straigh forward :wink:
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Post by Hank W. » Sat Jul 02, 2005 1:54 pm

After 10 pints the men are :lol:
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Post by Lefty » Sat Jul 02, 2005 4:59 pm

Hank wrote
Lets go and see if our urinating utensils match!
:lol: mwahaha haha hahaha, that is totally hilarious! I have never heard that one before! actually my boyfriend is very shy indeed, he has his moments when he shows sides of himself I have never seen (and I mean that in a purely CLEAN way, referring to his character!). he flirts when he knows only I can hear, but if there are other people around, he shys away.

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After 10 pints the men are
:lol: after 10 pints (and 2 bottles of vodka) I have to carry my boyfriend around, he just passes out.
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Post by Lefty » Sat Jul 02, 2005 5:03 pm

is it just me or is it so that after spending alot of time with Finns your English sentence construction starts to go downhill? these days I have to think twice about alot of things I say because I'm no longer sure if they make sense anymore!
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Post by B-zar » Sun Jul 03, 2005 8:23 pm

Could anyone give me as much info on Suutarila as possible? is it close to a place called Katajanokka in Helsinki?

just anything and everything....my friend stays there but i have fell out with them and i want to move there to show them what they mean to me

thank you very very much in advance :)
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Post by Hank W. » Mon Jul 04, 2005 12:55 am

B-zar wrote:is it close to a place called Katajanokka in Helsinki?
Why, right in the same city. .... 14 kilometers or so... can get further than that, but it'll be a push. :wink:
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Post by B-zar » Mon Jul 04, 2005 3:53 pm

Hank W. wrote:Why, right in the same city. .... 14 kilometers or so... can get further than that, but it'll be a push. :wink:
damm that dont seem far apart at all man..how far would that be on a bus do you think? like 30-45mins?

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Post by Hank W. » Mon Jul 04, 2005 3:58 pm

Well, sounds right, but getting from Rautatientori to Katajanokka takes another 20 min walk. Unless you take a tram.... you do the search what you want to use and at what time. Delete the gobbledygook until the /en/ - its the Journey Planner. And its quite accurate as well.

BTW - for a local that isn't "close". :lol:
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Post by Lefty » Mon Jul 04, 2005 4:48 pm

I have just been infromed that sex in the Finnish sauna is strictly prohibited! what?! in England this may be considered a bit weird because naked men+naked women=sex , and sex in the saunas in England is well and truly alive. but my boyfriend says that there is "much respect" (in his words) for the sauna, and even if there are only two people in the sauna, even though they may be a couple, it is rare that there will be any sex going on. why is this? is it because it is too hot? ok, I can imagine the heat being a factor because I recently went into the sauna and almost fainted even though it was only 60 C
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Post by RA » Mon Jul 04, 2005 9:20 pm

Lefty my dear, the sauna is a 'holy' place in Finland :wink: . No sex and no endless and meaningless talk. You go into the sauna to clear your mind, body and soul. No humping around. Naked man + naked woman in Finland does not equivalent sex.
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Post by Hank W. » Mon Jul 04, 2005 9:33 pm

Lefty wrote:I have just been infromed that sex in the Finnish sauna is strictly prohibited! what?
You mean in England they'd frown if you went to have sex at midnight on the tombstones? what? needs more varg this thread...

PS. I can invite you to sauna any time in that case ;-)
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Post by luoto » Tue Jul 05, 2005 8:50 am

Lefty: don't piss off the sauna gnomes else they will burn your sauna and house down, piss in your vodka and make your reindeer run away. They do have reindeer within the mighty three rings don't they?
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Post by Hank W. » Tue Jul 05, 2005 8:56 am

luoto wrote:piss in your vodka
Which symptoms are nausea, vomiting and throbbing headaches. Very serios.
They do have reindeer within the mighty three rings don't they?
The natural feral man-eating population has been dwindled, but they are said to take a few joggers in central park evry now and then. The mounted police you see in the park is a good deterrent as the reindeer for some reason is afraid of the horses, who in nature prey on them.
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Post by Lefty » Tue Jul 05, 2005 6:06 pm

luoto wrote:
don't piss off the sauna gnomes
:lol: Dont worry about that, I dont like the sauna anyway, whats the point if you go in there to burn to death and on top of all that suffering you dont get an sexual action?
make your reindeer run away.....The natural feral man-eating population
what reindeer? :shock: man eating ones? :shock: :(


hank wrote
Which symptoms are nausea, vomiting and throbbing headaches.
you would get that anyway from too much vodka :D

RA wrote
Lefty my dear, the sauna is a 'holy' place in Finland . No sex and no endless and meaningless talk
why???? no fair! do you just go in there to stare at naked people, burn to death and sweat like mad? that doesn't sound like fun to me or relaxing. you need to spice things up a little, endless banter, lots of sexual activity and open the door once in a while to flush out the air!
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