I want to make lots of money

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Re: I want to make lots of money

Post by Bubba Elvis XIV » Sat Apr 04, 2009 1:41 pm

You think youre lucky - I've been asked to hook up with some African millionairess or something and have her money placed into my bank account.

I'm getting some cash and some exotic love!!!!


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Re: I want to make lots of money

Post by catfish78 » Mon Feb 21, 2011 2:29 pm

catfish78 wrote:Job requirements:
-20k a month after taxes
-no more than 4 working hours a week
-company car
-company jet
-unlimited expense account
-no Finnish required
-private health insurance
-6 month vacation

please contact me at inmydelusionaldreams@yahoo.com

Thought I would bump my own thread (it felt good). Still looking for ideal job.
**** that and **** you

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Re: I want to make lots of money

Post by Mölkky-Fan » Mon Feb 21, 2011 2:51 pm

catfish78 wrote:
catfish78 wrote:Job requirements:
-20k a month after taxes
-no more than 4 working hours a week
-company car
-company jet
-unlimited expense account
-no Finnish required
-private health insurance
-6 month vacation

please contact me at inmydelusionaldreams@yahoo.com

Thought I would bump my own thread (it felt good). Still looking for ideal job.
On the plus side, I guess there should be quite a few vacant middle eastern dictator level positions becoming available.

On the negative side, the bankers seem to have been found out...
With sufficient thrust, pigs fly just fine.

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Re: I want to make lots of money

Post by MTB » Wed Feb 23, 2011 7:41 pm

Job requirements:
-20k a month after taxes
-no more than 4 working hours a week
-company car
-company jet
-unlimited expense account
-no Finnish required
-private health insurance
-6 month vacation

please contact me at inmydelusionaldreams@yahoo.com
Are you able to make the company shares drop at least 25% of their value in no more than 2 weeks? It is a very well paid job in some company I know. Though it might be a problem with the salary, it is more like 100k per month.

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Re: I want to make lots of money

Post by catfish78 » Fri Dec 14, 2012 10:07 am

This post has been up for a few years now and yet still no company has come in to meet my meager demands.

So to all you employers out there, please read the first post.

Please note that my email address has changed from inmydelusionaldreams@yahoo.com to notasnowballschanceinhell@gmail.com
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Re: I want to make lots of money

Post by Upphew » Fri Dec 14, 2012 10:49 am

You would make more money than you could imagine if you worked here: http://www.suomenrahapaja.fi/eng/ :lol:
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Re: I want to make lots of money

Post by catfish78 » Fri Dec 14, 2012 3:54 pm

Upphew wrote:You would make more money than you could imagine if you worked here: http://www.suomenrahapaja.fi/eng/ :lol:
I am sure they would notice when a few coins come up missing.
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Re: I want to make lots of money

Post by Pursuivant » Fri Dec 14, 2012 4:29 pm

We talked about making the cake, not having it too ;)
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Re: I want to make lots of money

Post by onkko » Fri Dec 14, 2012 4:32 pm

Pursuivant wrote:We talked about making the cake, not having it too ;)
Cake is a lie
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