Kebabs

[Bubba Elvis XIV]

You filthy swine!

[Mölkky-Fan]

I was in hesburger a few years ago and saw a girl using the same tongs for the salad and raw meat....

Don't worry, I knew a girl who, on her first day at the Little Chef, was shown how to unblock a repetitively troublesome bog with the soup ladle. She was shown how to give it a quick rinse under the cold tap before hanging it back on the hook to dry.

This is a stupid post, everyone knows that you should not do this... you should not hang the ladle to dry, instead dry it with a dishcloth!

[Bubba Elvis XIV]

Talking out of your arse mate....Stick it in the microwave when you are heating up some soup.

[Rip]

The district court came to the conclusion that guy had not deliberately tried to make the meat rot, so the charge of endangering public health was rejected
http://www.hs.fi/kotimaa/artikkeli/Hala ... 5246840088
It was not a complete acquittal though. Cheating on your taxes is after all serious crime here...