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Pursuivant
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by Pursuivant » Wed May 27, 2009 11:01 am
"By the pricking of my thumbs,
Something wicked this way comes."
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Mölkky-Fan
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by Mölkky-Fan » Wed May 27, 2009 11:26 am
I think you could practice with your cut throat razor on a couple of walnuts... for added realism you could glue on some curlies from when your other half has done her bikini line in the shower and left them in the drain.
With sufficient thrust, pigs fly just fine.
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Bubba Elvis XIV
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by Bubba Elvis XIV » Wed May 27, 2009 11:32 am
This is all hilarious - back to normality...
Can you find those old cut throat razors around? I heard they are simply the best thing to use.
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Mölkky-Fan
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by Mölkky-Fan » Wed May 27, 2009 11:48 am
I had one from UK for years, but too difficult to use on yourself. I went back to Mach etc when I realised that my mortgage protection did not cover suicide.
My barber said he had to practice with shaving foam on a balloon for months... remove the faom without bursting the balloon. If you shave yourself he told me to do the same but in a mirror

With sufficient thrust, pigs fly just fine.
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Bubba Elvis XIV
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by Bubba Elvis XIV » Wed May 27, 2009 11:49 am
Right....were can I buy balloons in bulk?
Skip that. Think I'll stick with mach 3s or go for the jesus style (I'm so tight, I'd rather change religion than pay for razors).
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sinikala
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by sinikala » Wed May 27, 2009 2:28 pm
Mölkky-Fan wrote:I had one from UK for years, but too difficult to use on yourself. I went back to Mach etc when I realised that my mortgage protection did not cover suicide.
My barber said he had to practice with shaving foam on a balloon for months... remove the faom without bursting the balloon. If you shave yourself he told me to do the same but in a mirror

I had a trim in the barber's under the Royal York in Toronto... my hair was already quite short, but had been recently butchered in Pori so I decided to get a decent trim ... and it was a good cut if a little short, so I tried to joke with the lady that she'd scalped me ...

then she pulled out the cut-throat to tidy the neckline ... I could feel the colour drain from my face.
Is there a smiley for sh*tting yourself? 'cos I certainly was.
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sinikala
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by sinikala » Fri Jun 05, 2009 12:24 pm
Bubba Elvis XIV wrote:sinikala wrote:
Oi!
sinikala wrote: http://www.gillette-replacement-blades.com/ .... I just registered, and placed an order for 5 x four packs (20 blades) for £15.95 + £7.50 for postage to Finland... works out at €5.40 per pack of four blades. Let's see how it goes.

Sorry!!!!!!! - I totally missed that, probably due to the shaking of my head in despair.....My apologies. Might be signing up myself.
My order arrived on Monday, packs looked genuine, blades looked OK. They were shipped from somewhere in Wales.
Not tried them yet as I still have a pack of blades open.
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Bubba Elvis XIV
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by Bubba Elvis XIV » Fri Jun 05, 2009 1:47 pm
A'righty....I'll get a pack or 20 in. I'm stockpiling for the hard times ahead.
Cheers for the update!
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