A heart that is
Football in Finland Europe and the World
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Ace
The way he gets fired up I think it could be a problem.
http://www.leparisien.fr/home/sports/ps ... =220914831
Ok, on this link is the only picture I found of the goal Rennes scored against us last Saturday... Now the referee (who is BTW working for one of the main investor of Monaco) said it was a goal... I don't know if you can make yourself an idea with the picture but I say that it was a nice volley ball move, not so appropriate in football... Always the same thing! Wealways have those referees taking amazing decisions against us!!! We should have taken the 3 points and be 2 ex aqueo with Lyon... Was the same thing in theFrench cup final this year... Am imaginary red card... Why people hate us? Any idea???
Ok, on this link is the only picture I found of the goal Rennes scored against us last Saturday... Now the referee (who is BTW working for one of the main investor of Monaco) said it was a goal... I don't know if you can make yourself an idea with the picture but I say that it was a nice volley ball move, not so appropriate in football... Always the same thing! Wealways have those referees taking amazing decisions against us!!! We should have taken the 3 points and be 2 ex aqueo with Lyon... Was the same thing in theFrench cup final this year... Am imaginary red card... Why people hate us? Any idea???
If the drop would say "I am unnecesary", there would be no ocean.
(M. Quoist)
(M. Quoist)
While I was in Budapest this Tuesday I wandered into an English Pub...
Genuine Import..Called the John Bull ...situation behind the Intercontinental Hotel.. and it was packed with Brit ex Pats..not a wide selection of English beers ..but adequate and well kept...chatty bar maids..just like being in UK.
Why was it so busy I asked.."Man Utd are playing Stuggart" Two huge TV screens decorated the pub....there were a a few Dutch guys who claimed that it was..."Ruud van Nistelrooy" who would win the match on his own...Few choice comments about dutch football and Heinikin beer both being equal crap etc...from the noisey end of the bar...so the dutch continued to drink their fizz and shut up..for a while that is...
He scored...from a precision cross from Ryan G...Few nods of approval from the red and white shirted ex pats....half time expert opinions was perhaps he was OK but it was Giggs who laid on the goal.
Dutch just continued to slurp in silence...
But then Ruud van Nistelrooy performed what I can only describe as football magic..sorry you missed it Ace...he took on the Stuggart mid field en mass and dribbled through them with some superb close ball control.
He drew two defenders to him leaving Ryan Giggs unmarked and then slotted a centre- meter precision pass to Giggs who drove it home.
The Dutch guys were then given a beer shampoo by the Man Utd fans who verbaly agreed that Ruud van Nistelrooy is "#!"ing good and dutch guys are all great ete etc!
So the dutch guys got to taste some English bitter as it ran down their heads into their mouths.
Genuine Import..Called the John Bull ...situation behind the Intercontinental Hotel.. and it was packed with Brit ex Pats..not a wide selection of English beers ..but adequate and well kept...chatty bar maids..just like being in UK.
Why was it so busy I asked.."Man Utd are playing Stuggart" Two huge TV screens decorated the pub....there were a a few Dutch guys who claimed that it was..."Ruud van Nistelrooy" who would win the match on his own...Few choice comments about dutch football and Heinikin beer both being equal crap etc...from the noisey end of the bar...so the dutch continued to drink their fizz and shut up..for a while that is...
He scored...from a precision cross from Ryan G...Few nods of approval from the red and white shirted ex pats....half time expert opinions was perhaps he was OK but it was Giggs who laid on the goal.
Dutch just continued to slurp in silence...
But then Ruud van Nistelrooy performed what I can only describe as football magic..sorry you missed it Ace...he took on the Stuggart mid field en mass and dribbled through them with some superb close ball control.
He drew two defenders to him leaving Ryan Giggs unmarked and then slotted a centre- meter precision pass to Giggs who drove it home.
The Dutch guys were then given a beer shampoo by the Man Utd fans who verbaly agreed that Ruud van Nistelrooy is "#!"ing good and dutch guys are all great ete etc!
So the dutch guys got to taste some English bitter as it ran down their heads into their mouths.
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Ace
Seems that his old Team mate is trying to tempt him to move to join him...what his name?? who married singer...daahh...sounds like sandwich filler. .."Bacon or ham!?"....anyway..here is what the BBC says.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport2/hi/footbal ... 309263.stm
http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport2/hi/footbal ... 309263.stm
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Ace
I think he'll sign, when we first tried to buy him, he got a really bad knee injury that required surgery. We could have walked away from the deal but we stuck with him, sent him to the USA for the operation and and completed the deal a year later.Peter Floyd wrote:Seems that his old Team mate is trying to tempt him to move to join him...what his name?? who married singer...daahh...sounds like sandwich filler. .."Bacon or ham!?"....anyway..here is what the BBC says.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport2/hi/footbal ... 309263.stm
If he remembers that and appreciates us for it i'll think he'll sign, if he goes to Madrid now, I wouldn't want him in a united shirt anyway. Same goes for Beckham, he's doing his best to burn his bridges with the club.
And I thought it was the board that forced Bekham out of OT. So why should he want to be faithful to them.
Put it this way if you were working for some comapny and the company told that you were no longer required would you then after getting a better job want to kiss their ässes???? I tell em to go feck themselves especially with a right cönt like SAF
Put it this way if you were working for some comapny and the company told that you were no longer required would you then after getting a better job want to kiss their ässes???? I tell em to go feck themselves especially with a right cönt like SAF
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Ace
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Ace
As its derby day this weekend. Heres the MASSIVE song we sing for City 
Repeat line 3 times then chorus
* They've got Curly Watts as a celebrity fan...
* They had a continental Laser Blue Kappa Kit...
* They had the widest pitch in the Nationwide...
* They're going to turn Manchester into Milan...
* They had the future England captain but his cruciate's gone...
* They wanted a civic reception when they'd won **** all...
* They've got 54 players and they're all ****ing ****e...
* They signed Spencer Prior on deadline day...
* They've got the Gallagher brothers in the Guvernors...
* They've got 3 Gold Stars on their new club badge...
* They took a quarter of a million to Ewood Park...
* They've got 3007 in a temporary stand...
* They've got the tallest corner flags in the world...
* They go to Cardiff and Wrexham on their Euro Aways...
* They won the Shamrock Trophy in ‘92...
* They had Ryan Giggs on schoolboy forms...
* They've got a dirty old slapper with a rusty bell...
* They're "The only football team to come from Manchester"...
* They take 25,000 to every away...
* They've got salt and pepper on their hot dog stands...
* They had 17 managers in 20 years...
* They've got a gypsy curse on their massive pitch....
* Their best player ever played for Ajax reserves...
* They had a derby match with Macclesfield...
* They had Colin Bell who was "better than Best"(!)...
* They bought Steve Daly for a million quid...
* They tried to sign Geoff Thomas but he turned'em down...
* They dominated Europe in '68...
* They had the tallest floodlights in the Football League...
* They've got 'tile on a roll' in the Oasis suite...
* They've got undersoil heating on Economy Seven...
* They get their corporate furniture from DFS...
* On the island of Bermuda there's a Sean Goater day...
* They sell GM onions on their burger vans...
* They've got 23 fans on the Hoolie List...
* All their foreign players think they're joining us...
* They had to stop playing Cooke 'cos he'd cost too much...
* They sing about Munich to remember Frank Swift...
* They pay their own supporters to watch them get thrashed...
* The Council's built 'em a ground 'cos they're ****in' skint...
* They had George Weah who thinks he's Terry Waite...
* They'd open a museum but they've nothing to show...
* They let David Pleat dance all over their pitch...
* Man United ruined their lives...
* They've got Ian Bishop lifting shirts...
* They had a short fat georgian but he ****ed 'em off...
* They stole Blue Moon from the mighty Crewe...
* There'll be 10 blue bastards for every red...
* They've got got the hottest water in their baths...
* They've got vertical blinds in their Chairman's office...
* They play at Gresty Road and Edgeley Park...
* They invade their pitch when they win 3 points...
* They've got a farmyard animal and they play him up front...
* They've got three million fans in Manchester...
* It's been 25 years and they've won **** all...
* They'll stay up for 3 seasons - autumn, winter and spring...
* They empty Stockport when they play at home...
* They've got four different stands from a Meccano kit...
* All their fans live 10 minutes from Maine Road...
* They've got the biggest bananas in the land...
* They've got a centre forward with grooves in his head...
* Their managers got a papier mache head...
* You can see Old Trafford from the Kippax Stand...
* They'll be relegated by bonfire night...
* They've got Greenalls bitter in the Kippax Stand...
* They've got the greenest grass in the whole of the world...
* They hounded Swales' mam into an early grave...
* They've been relegated ten times...
* They had a chairman and a manager that wore a wig...
* They've got Bernard Manning as their fattest fan...
* They used to be little, but now they're large...
* They sing racist chants, coz they've got no class...
* They've got seats behind the net called the Colin Bell End...
* We had Black and white tellies when they won the league...
* It takes the nit nurse twelve months to check Joe Royle's head...
* When we did the double double, they bombed our town...
* All the Moss Side kids wear United shirts...
* All city shirts are extra large...
* They're a 5 minute walk from curry mile...
* They've got a million ball boys on their books...
* Stevie Coppell went there and they drove him mad...
* Their Big Match Mascot is from Outer Space...
* Jean Michel Jarre played at Maine Road...
* They've joined up with Cherry Orchard...
* They had the second best team in Division Two...
* They had the third best team in Division Three...
* They get a million web site hits every day...
* They skin up joints as big as havanna cigars...
* They've got a hundred million members in the Junior Blues...
* They drink steins of lager instead of pints...
* They grow prize winning veg in their back gardens...
* They've got scores of verses in their massive song...
* They sold second-hand seats to York City...
* They've got a GIANT scoreboard at Maine Road...
* They had the lowest crowd in the Cup Winners Cup...
* They had a great time in the lower leagues...
* They bought Rodney Marsh to win the league...
* They tried to help Villa to win the league...
* They've beat United once in 20 years...
* They tried to sign the tallest striker in Europe... (That's the 100th verse)
* They had a relegation decider on the opening day...
* They could have bought Figo for a million pounds...
* They moved their training ground to be next to ours...
* They spent more than United in the close season...
* When they signed George Weah they were on CNN...
* Stockport put four past them at Edgeley Park...
* They went down the season after winning the league...
* Their only decent player's on a pension cheque...
* They copied their away kit from AC Milan...
* They sell the most merchandise in Manchester...
* They've won fewer leagues than Huddersfield Town...
* They went forward with Franny to Division 2...
* Kevin Keegan tipped them to win the League...
* Alfie Haaland's got a anti Man Utd site...
* They've got the softest bog rolls - care of Franny Lee...
* They had Georgie Weah with his shiny red boots...
* They need 11 new players if they want to stay up...
* They've got 40,000 on their waiting list...
* Eleven years on and it's still 5-1...
* Steve Lomas timewasted and down they went...
* They had the world's tallest player in Niall Quinn...
* They've got Shaun Wright-Phillips who's the new Pele...
* They've got Nicky Weaver who's worth 16 Mil...
* They've got Alfie Haaland, the world's fittest player...
* They say Goater is a cult, but they really mean ****...
* They got beaten 4-0 on the opening day...
* It'll be 25 years in 2001...
* They'll be playing in the Nationwide again next year...
* They had Kennedy thrown out of the Ireland squad...
* They were the third team to win the League Cup twice...
* They boo their own captain 'cos they're loyal fans...
* They had Joe Royle opening a Makro store...
* Their whole squad's worth less than United's best player...
* Their League Cup triumph's out on Beta-Max...
* They dropped their captain 'cos he scored an own goal...
* They've only won 9 trophies in their history...
* They have a record number of stabbings in Platt Fields Park...
* Their best ever keeper preferred to sit on our bench...
* Howard Kendal left them and Coppell went mad...
* Their most successful player is the goalkeeping coach...
* Their new centre half couldn't get in a crap Rangers team...
* They've got Paulo Wanchope who's dicks bigger than Yorke's...
* They beat the future Treble Winners away from home...
* They help Man United to win the League...
* You can see New York from the floodlights...
* Their kit man's got the biggest stud spanner in the world...
* They signed Roy Castle but he didn't last long...
* They signed Roecastle and he was worse...
* You can buy ouzzi rifles from their souvenir shop...
* They won the football league down at Elland Road...
* They've got an overspill car park in Cheadle Hulme...
* They go to Barcelona in their wettest dreams...
* They've got a sky blue carpet in their trophy room...
* The only cups they have are in the canteen...
* They signed Wanchope 'coz he scored at OT...
* They're World Famous on Moss Side...
* They got 17,000 in the Worthington Cup...
* Joe Royle's dad is a red...
* They're the best supported club in the House of Commons...
* And it's forward with Franny and Swales out...
* They paid 3 million pounds for Bradbury...
* They're moving to Eastlands coz Maine Rd's so Big...
* They play at places like Sincil Bank...
* They play in the first round of the Worthington Cup...
* They've got cobwebs not trophies in their cabinet...
* They get 30,000 nearly every week...
* They sold all their best players who could have kept them up...
* They trashed their own pubs cos Millwall went home...
* Keithie Curle was Mark Hughes' best mate...
* They ran back in the North Stand cos they shat their pants...
* They had a German car thief in their midfield...
* Tony Coton left to be a red reserve...
* They had Coppell as manager for 41 days...
* They celebrate on the pitch before they go up...
* They're hospitable to neighbours - gave County 4 points...
* They've got a 100% record - in the play-offs...
* Their attendances are higher in ****ty leagues...
* They scored six past Swindon, and still went down...
* They've got the fattest hooligans in their team...
* They say Nicky Butt's got a City Tatoo...
* They've got Joe Royle on the minimum wage...
* They pay the first team with magic beans...
* They had the biggest ground in England in 1923...
* They've got Paul Calf as a typical fan...
* We were playing in Porto they were at Grimsby...
* We were in Monte Carlo they were at Huddersfield...
* They tried to borrow kit from the Parkside pub...
* They've got the hottest pies in the football league...
* They've got Lara Croft as a celebrity fan...
* They're sponsored by a computer game...
* They've got the queerest keeper in the football league...
* They're having a massive street party in their Jubilee year...
* Their most famous song is sung by reds...
* Weah ****ed 'em off after less than 3 months...
* They get all their managers from Everton...
* They're 30 mins walk from the Metrolink...
* United even knicked their tannoy man...
* Potatoehead turned Inglund down to coach the blues...
* They'll have spiral exits on their new council ground...
* A World Player of the Year couldn't get in their team... (That's the 200th verse)
* They've got a 'Feed the Goat' section on Soccer AM...
* They scored the best own goal in a Cup Final...
* They've had more bosses than the mafia...
* All their players are at home on international weeks...
* Their most famous goal was scored by a red...
* They use snide journos for publicity...
* They had John Bond and his useless son...
* They had Malcolm Allison and his massive cigars...
* They had Peter Swales and his massive wig...
* They had the stuttering winger Peter Barnes...
* They had the great Colin Bell until Buchans lunge...
* They've had loads of cup semis on their massive pitch...
* They had an African pensioner but he ****ed em off...
* They were the 4th team in town behind Stockport and Bury...
* You can see their massive pitch from the massive blue moon...
* They had Alan Ball with his squeaky voice...
* They won a play off final the week we did the treble...
* They've got the heaviest player in the League...
* Paul Hince has won the Pullitzer Prize...
* You could get into Maine Rd by climbing a wall...
* They've got the shiniest boots in the Football League...
* There's more reds than blues in the Parkside pub...
* They've got the sturdiest goal posts in the Football League...
* The Guvernors had Stone Island before anyone else...
* Their North stand got run in their finest hour...
* They had Brian Horton - who the **** is he?...
* They've got extra wide turnstiles for their MASSIVE fans...
* They come from Cheshire but pretend they're Manc...
Coz City are a massive club (Chorus)
Repeat line 3 times then chorus
* They've got Curly Watts as a celebrity fan...
* They had a continental Laser Blue Kappa Kit...
* They had the widest pitch in the Nationwide...
* They're going to turn Manchester into Milan...
* They had the future England captain but his cruciate's gone...
* They wanted a civic reception when they'd won **** all...
* They've got 54 players and they're all ****ing ****e...
* They signed Spencer Prior on deadline day...
* They've got the Gallagher brothers in the Guvernors...
* They've got 3 Gold Stars on their new club badge...
* They took a quarter of a million to Ewood Park...
* They've got 3007 in a temporary stand...
* They've got the tallest corner flags in the world...
* They go to Cardiff and Wrexham on their Euro Aways...
* They won the Shamrock Trophy in ‘92...
* They had Ryan Giggs on schoolboy forms...
* They've got a dirty old slapper with a rusty bell...
* They're "The only football team to come from Manchester"...
* They take 25,000 to every away...
* They've got salt and pepper on their hot dog stands...
* They had 17 managers in 20 years...
* They've got a gypsy curse on their massive pitch....
* Their best player ever played for Ajax reserves...
* They had a derby match with Macclesfield...
* They had Colin Bell who was "better than Best"(!)...
* They bought Steve Daly for a million quid...
* They tried to sign Geoff Thomas but he turned'em down...
* They dominated Europe in '68...
* They had the tallest floodlights in the Football League...
* They've got 'tile on a roll' in the Oasis suite...
* They've got undersoil heating on Economy Seven...
* They get their corporate furniture from DFS...
* On the island of Bermuda there's a Sean Goater day...
* They sell GM onions on their burger vans...
* They've got 23 fans on the Hoolie List...
* All their foreign players think they're joining us...
* They had to stop playing Cooke 'cos he'd cost too much...
* They sing about Munich to remember Frank Swift...
* They pay their own supporters to watch them get thrashed...
* The Council's built 'em a ground 'cos they're ****in' skint...
* They had George Weah who thinks he's Terry Waite...
* They'd open a museum but they've nothing to show...
* They let David Pleat dance all over their pitch...
* Man United ruined their lives...
* They've got Ian Bishop lifting shirts...
* They had a short fat georgian but he ****ed 'em off...
* They stole Blue Moon from the mighty Crewe...
* There'll be 10 blue bastards for every red...
* They've got got the hottest water in their baths...
* They've got vertical blinds in their Chairman's office...
* They play at Gresty Road and Edgeley Park...
* They invade their pitch when they win 3 points...
* They've got a farmyard animal and they play him up front...
* They've got three million fans in Manchester...
* It's been 25 years and they've won **** all...
* They'll stay up for 3 seasons - autumn, winter and spring...
* They empty Stockport when they play at home...
* They've got four different stands from a Meccano kit...
* All their fans live 10 minutes from Maine Road...
* They've got the biggest bananas in the land...
* They've got a centre forward with grooves in his head...
* Their managers got a papier mache head...
* You can see Old Trafford from the Kippax Stand...
* They'll be relegated by bonfire night...
* They've got Greenalls bitter in the Kippax Stand...
* They've got the greenest grass in the whole of the world...
* They hounded Swales' mam into an early grave...
* They've been relegated ten times...
* They had a chairman and a manager that wore a wig...
* They've got Bernard Manning as their fattest fan...
* They used to be little, but now they're large...
* They sing racist chants, coz they've got no class...
* They've got seats behind the net called the Colin Bell End...
* We had Black and white tellies when they won the league...
* It takes the nit nurse twelve months to check Joe Royle's head...
* When we did the double double, they bombed our town...
* All the Moss Side kids wear United shirts...
* All city shirts are extra large...
* They're a 5 minute walk from curry mile...
* They've got a million ball boys on their books...
* Stevie Coppell went there and they drove him mad...
* Their Big Match Mascot is from Outer Space...
* Jean Michel Jarre played at Maine Road...
* They've joined up with Cherry Orchard...
* They had the second best team in Division Two...
* They had the third best team in Division Three...
* They get a million web site hits every day...
* They skin up joints as big as havanna cigars...
* They've got a hundred million members in the Junior Blues...
* They drink steins of lager instead of pints...
* They grow prize winning veg in their back gardens...
* They've got scores of verses in their massive song...
* They sold second-hand seats to York City...
* They've got a GIANT scoreboard at Maine Road...
* They had the lowest crowd in the Cup Winners Cup...
* They had a great time in the lower leagues...
* They bought Rodney Marsh to win the league...
* They tried to help Villa to win the league...
* They've beat United once in 20 years...
* They tried to sign the tallest striker in Europe... (That's the 100th verse)
* They had a relegation decider on the opening day...
* They could have bought Figo for a million pounds...
* They moved their training ground to be next to ours...
* They spent more than United in the close season...
* When they signed George Weah they were on CNN...
* Stockport put four past them at Edgeley Park...
* They went down the season after winning the league...
* Their only decent player's on a pension cheque...
* They copied their away kit from AC Milan...
* They sell the most merchandise in Manchester...
* They've won fewer leagues than Huddersfield Town...
* They went forward with Franny to Division 2...
* Kevin Keegan tipped them to win the League...
* Alfie Haaland's got a anti Man Utd site...
* They've got the softest bog rolls - care of Franny Lee...
* They had Georgie Weah with his shiny red boots...
* They need 11 new players if they want to stay up...
* They've got 40,000 on their waiting list...
* Eleven years on and it's still 5-1...
* Steve Lomas timewasted and down they went...
* They had the world's tallest player in Niall Quinn...
* They've got Shaun Wright-Phillips who's the new Pele...
* They've got Nicky Weaver who's worth 16 Mil...
* They've got Alfie Haaland, the world's fittest player...
* They say Goater is a cult, but they really mean ****...
* They got beaten 4-0 on the opening day...
* It'll be 25 years in 2001...
* They'll be playing in the Nationwide again next year...
* They had Kennedy thrown out of the Ireland squad...
* They were the third team to win the League Cup twice...
* They boo their own captain 'cos they're loyal fans...
* They had Joe Royle opening a Makro store...
* Their whole squad's worth less than United's best player...
* Their League Cup triumph's out on Beta-Max...
* They dropped their captain 'cos he scored an own goal...
* They've only won 9 trophies in their history...
* They have a record number of stabbings in Platt Fields Park...
* Their best ever keeper preferred to sit on our bench...
* Howard Kendal left them and Coppell went mad...
* Their most successful player is the goalkeeping coach...
* Their new centre half couldn't get in a crap Rangers team...
* They've got Paulo Wanchope who's dicks bigger than Yorke's...
* They beat the future Treble Winners away from home...
* They help Man United to win the League...
* You can see New York from the floodlights...
* Their kit man's got the biggest stud spanner in the world...
* They signed Roy Castle but he didn't last long...
* They signed Roecastle and he was worse...
* You can buy ouzzi rifles from their souvenir shop...
* They won the football league down at Elland Road...
* They've got an overspill car park in Cheadle Hulme...
* They go to Barcelona in their wettest dreams...
* They've got a sky blue carpet in their trophy room...
* The only cups they have are in the canteen...
* They signed Wanchope 'coz he scored at OT...
* They're World Famous on Moss Side...
* They got 17,000 in the Worthington Cup...
* Joe Royle's dad is a red...
* They're the best supported club in the House of Commons...
* And it's forward with Franny and Swales out...
* They paid 3 million pounds for Bradbury...
* They're moving to Eastlands coz Maine Rd's so Big...
* They play at places like Sincil Bank...
* They play in the first round of the Worthington Cup...
* They've got cobwebs not trophies in their cabinet...
* They get 30,000 nearly every week...
* They sold all their best players who could have kept them up...
* They trashed their own pubs cos Millwall went home...
* Keithie Curle was Mark Hughes' best mate...
* They ran back in the North Stand cos they shat their pants...
* They had a German car thief in their midfield...
* Tony Coton left to be a red reserve...
* They had Coppell as manager for 41 days...
* They celebrate on the pitch before they go up...
* They're hospitable to neighbours - gave County 4 points...
* They've got a 100% record - in the play-offs...
* Their attendances are higher in ****ty leagues...
* They scored six past Swindon, and still went down...
* They've got the fattest hooligans in their team...
* They say Nicky Butt's got a City Tatoo...
* They've got Joe Royle on the minimum wage...
* They pay the first team with magic beans...
* They had the biggest ground in England in 1923...
* They've got Paul Calf as a typical fan...
* We were playing in Porto they were at Grimsby...
* We were in Monte Carlo they were at Huddersfield...
* They tried to borrow kit from the Parkside pub...
* They've got the hottest pies in the football league...
* They've got Lara Croft as a celebrity fan...
* They're sponsored by a computer game...
* They've got the queerest keeper in the football league...
* They're having a massive street party in their Jubilee year...
* Their most famous song is sung by reds...
* Weah ****ed 'em off after less than 3 months...
* They get all their managers from Everton...
* They're 30 mins walk from the Metrolink...
* United even knicked their tannoy man...
* Potatoehead turned Inglund down to coach the blues...
* They'll have spiral exits on their new council ground...
* A World Player of the Year couldn't get in their team... (That's the 200th verse)
* They've got a 'Feed the Goat' section on Soccer AM...
* They scored the best own goal in a Cup Final...
* They've had more bosses than the mafia...
* All their players are at home on international weeks...
* Their most famous goal was scored by a red...
* They use snide journos for publicity...
* They had John Bond and his useless son...
* They had Malcolm Allison and his massive cigars...
* They had Peter Swales and his massive wig...
* They had the stuttering winger Peter Barnes...
* They had the great Colin Bell until Buchans lunge...
* They've had loads of cup semis on their massive pitch...
* They had an African pensioner but he ****ed em off...
* They were the 4th team in town behind Stockport and Bury...
* You can see their massive pitch from the massive blue moon...
* They had Alan Ball with his squeaky voice...
* They won a play off final the week we did the treble...
* They've got the heaviest player in the League...
* Paul Hince has won the Pullitzer Prize...
* You could get into Maine Rd by climbing a wall...
* They've got the shiniest boots in the Football League...
* There's more reds than blues in the Parkside pub...
* They've got the sturdiest goal posts in the Football League...
* The Guvernors had Stone Island before anyone else...
* Their North stand got run in their finest hour...
* They had Brian Horton - who the **** is he?...
* They've got extra wide turnstiles for their MASSIVE fans...
* They come from Cheshire but pretend they're Manc...
Coz City are a massive club (Chorus)