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[Seen Canary]

Hei FFCBOY

Can't figure out your team in Fantasy Football. Which one is it?

C'mon the Aliens United against the Earth

[FFCBOY]

Hei FFCBOY

Can't figure out your team in Fantasy Football. Which one is it?

C'mon the Aliens United against the Earth

Sitonmyface Fc is my team and it looks like your picking up 3 points in the H2H this week, as i was relying on kaptin kurt and So solid carragher but i see you are also relying on these two. (no f ing clean sheet) BOLLOCKS!!!

[Seen Canary]

Man, I know what you mean FFCBOY.

I keep swapping El Capitanos. Started out with Kuyt, sh*te. Changed to the looney week 2, Kuyt star player. Changed back to Kuyt week 3, Rooney star player. I need to be disciplined and stick with the one choice. Looking forward to H2H week4. We both have Cech, Carragher, O'Shea, Kuyt and Rooney. Should be interesting.

C'mon Adebayor, Cattermole, Denilson etc.

[FFCBOY]

Week 4 H2H Aliens utd you just got your dirty green arses kicked all the way back to umpalumpa land!!!
NO and Adebayor cant save you

[Seen Canary]

WTF. 3rd in La Liga and rock bottom in H2H. Sitonmyface? No fecking thank you. Man, it's my pox ridden defence. Carragher, sh*te, he has to go. Adebayor nearly saved me. I made him el capitano for week 4, scores in 30 mins but can't score again, fooking typical. Sitonmyface FC, I'm still kicking your scrawny arse in La Liga though. We shall meet again. You still have to visit the Oort Nebula remember.

p.s. This one is for the anoraks. Did anyone else notice that Finland are top of the all countries league? Most knowledgeable or what?

p.p.s. MagicJ. 2 weeks in a row we have scored exact same points. Are you stalking me?

C,mon the aliens utd against the Earth.

[MagicJ]

You're playing top of the league next week, 5 straight loses for you my boy. We'll have to section you off in Area 52 because you're.................so sh!t. Ho Ho

[Seen Canary]

Hei MagicJ

Beware of alien abduction and obscene experiments. Week 5 will require the deployment of anti-matter gravitons. i.e. Adebayor - Rooney quantum wave mechanics; Kuyt - Denilson harmonics and F*cking Carragher sold to Martian slave traders. Live long and prosper.

C'mon the aliens utd against Earth. Sponsored by Carl Sagan inc.

[Seen Canary]

Here's a tip

Don't get blootered and use your wildcard in week 9. There's a long way to go.

I'm fooked.

[MagicJ]

Here's a tip

Don't get blootered and use your wildcard in week 9. There's a long way to go.

I'm fooked.

samoin. I was bored at 2am in week 8 and fancied wholesale changes.

[ChubbyPoacher]

Chubby's Poachers sitting pretty at the top of the H2H league, but mid-table journeymen in the regular table.
Last week was a shocker for me - Torres, Rooney and Saha up front, all useless.

[Seen Canary]

Chubby's Poachers sitting pretty at the top of the H2H league, but mid-table journeymen in the regular table.
Last week was a shocker for me - Torres, Rooney and Saha up front, all useless.

I'm the opposite. 3rd in Serie Ä, 3rd from bottom in h2h. I can't stop tinkering. Got rid of Rooney and Van Persie because one is a looney and the other a prancing ponce. The final straw with VP was the 6 Arsenal goals at the weekend and VP only got one. If that was Liverpool or Chelsea it would have been Torres or Drogba with four. Never realised it was an international week (Scotland, don't care anymore) so my wildcard is running for 2 weeks, nightmare. Wish I'd never started and just stuck with me R-Kioski coupon. Even considering buying Footie Manager 2010 because of this but I just don't have the time it takes to build up the team with the nippers and their infinite questions.

BTW last weekend, had 2 euros on Sevilla (about 2to 1), Monaco away (6 to 1), Hampuirilainens away (2to 1) and wait for it, the tea leaving, coupon busting Scousers. Major bummer.

[ChubbyPoacher]

Pretty happy with my team this weekend.

[john_smullen]

Very clever

[Seen Canary]

Hei Chubby

WTF, you only have one up front?

Granted, he is better looking than Rooney. Remember though, he is a Scouse beach ball. I heard he got into a scrape with Joey Barton and is now an honourable guest of HMP Liverpool. The daily Star has a report that he is banging Cheryl Cole while demanding 120K a week for services to football. His contract is up at the end of the season and is threatening to return to Torquay. He turned down Milan because they have a pebble beach and was in fear of being deflated.

The Scottish FA are currently examining his credentials for future inclusion.

[ChubbyPoacher]

Cheers for that, Seen.