Jamie “Literally” Redknapp’s Top 20
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1. “This new ball is going quicker than ever - it literally explodes off the player’s foot.”
2. “Alonso and Sissoko have been picked to literally sit in front of the back four.” Jamie Redknapp on the Liverpool midfielders taking it easy for the Champions League game against Barcelona.
3. ‘He’s literally turned him inside out.’
4. “That cross to Rooney was literally on a plate”
5. “Evra’s literally left him for dead there.” Jamie commentating on the Community Shield.
6. “Centre forwards have the ability to make time stand still. And when Chopra got the ball, it literally did just that.”
7. “He literally turns into a greyhound” Talking about Michael Owen
8. “That could literally kick start their season” - on Man City vs Chelsea
9. “Scholes has such a great footballing brain. He’ll see a picture in his head and literally paint it in front of you.”
10. “He had to cut back inside onto his left, because he literally hasn’t got a right foot”
11. “He literally chopped him in half in that challenge”
12. “The ball is literally glued to Messi’s boot”
13. “Messi literally sends people out of the stadium with his skill”
14. “Wayne Rooney literally destroyed Tottenham on his own.”
15. “Cissé literally has pace to burn”
16. “He literally turned on a sixpence”
17. “Gerrard has been amazing. He’s literally covered every blade of grass on the pitch”
18. “He’s literally sold the defender a dummy”
19. “Martin Jol’s head is literally on the chopping block.”
20. “The crowd behind the goal are literally going insane.”
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Jamie is literally a sell out.
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