Seriously sink or swim for this lad next season.
http://www.euphorics.net/view.php?cat=united&id=267
Anyway heres what he can expect

PS"We've signed Leslie Ash"
"Smithy, smithy
smithy come coz he can't go home"
"Have to win us over, you're gonna have to win us over,
have to win us ooooover, you're gonna have to win us over"
"Smithy, kiss the badge,
smithy smithy, kiss the badge"
"play for a big club
he came to play for a big club"
"We'll only sit down, If Smith kisses the badge"
http://news.independent.co.uk/uk/media/ ... ory=525288Ken Bates gets £9,000 damages for 'Evening Standard' libel