Beckham said he said something about his mum
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Yo momma so fat she stepped off a curb, a bus hit her she turned around and said " Stop pushing!"
Yo momma so fat she stepped of the curb I swerved my car around her and ran out of gas
Yo momma so fat she uses the driveway as an ironing board
Yo momma so fat she stepped on a scale and it said "to be continued"
Yo Momma so fat when she goes to the beach, whales come out and sing "we are family"
Yo momma so stupid she got stabbed in a shootout
Yo momma so stupid when she tried to make orange juice she stared(sp?) at it because it said concentrate
Yo momma so nasty I called her up for phone sex and got an ear infection
Yo momma so ugly she had to get you drunk in order to breastfeed you.
(my favorite )
Yo Momma so fat, not even God can lift her spirits.
Looks like Rio is going to get shafted, if the FA dont get him then UEFA will.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/3184924.stm
Lets hope hes got some good excuses......not, it would be so funny to see MU 's prize £30 mil asset sitting out for 2 years although I think he will get a big fine and maybe a ban for a few months.
Also on the subject. What is Neville on about?
http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/3184924.stm
Lets hope hes got some good excuses......not, it would be so funny to see MU 's prize £30 mil asset sitting out for 2 years although I think he will get a big fine and maybe a ban for a few months.
Also on the subject. What is Neville on about?
Hasnt he heard IT WAS YOUR TEAMThe FA denied leaking Rio's name, but did they really believe that it would remain a secret when the press knew that the squad announcement had been delayed by 48 hours because of something serious?"
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Ace
Well the moneys irrelevant really, and on the strength of some of his recent performances a lot of United fans would be happy to see him out of the team for a while. He doesn't seem to be of the United mould to be honest. And he's a bit too pally with the roasting cliquesimon wrote:Looks like Rio is going to get shafted, if the FA dont get him then UEFA will.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/3184924.stm
Lets hope hes got some good excuses......not, it would be so funny to see MU 's prize £30 mil asset sitting out for 2 years although I think he will get a big fine and maybe a ban for a few months.
And a bad example to Wesley Brown IMHO IIRC I heard it was Ferdinands agent who leaked that info.simon wrote:Also on the subject. What is Neville on about?
Hasnt he heard IT WAS YOUR TEAM
Much the same report here to what BBC says..
Seems that Rio has to prove he forgot, not that he decided to ignore..did he deliberately switch off his mobile...Will Vodaphone give the info to the FA..? .they are not the police so they do not have to..
Odd legal rules..he has to prove to be innocence..not they must prove him guilty...without a shadow of a doubt...
As I have said from day one..The FA now have opened the can of worms to the world about their attitude to Drug testing..now both the EUFA and FIFA are watching for corrective action/punishment against Rio and then the tests will in future, be random, without cosy pre arranged schdules that suit the likes of Sir mind my boot Furgustin..
http://uk.sports.yahoo.com/031015/323/eb5hh.html
My guess a huge fine.... plus suspension to the until end of the season.
Man Utd will appeal..scream.. .. claim it was their fault..pull strings..lots of chat chat..then around Christmas the fine will be doubled half to be paid by the club..and suspension waved. So Rio will be out of action for three months.....
Seems that Rio has to prove he forgot, not that he decided to ignore..did he deliberately switch off his mobile...Will Vodaphone give the info to the FA..? .they are not the police so they do not have to..
Odd legal rules..he has to prove to be innocence..not they must prove him guilty...without a shadow of a doubt...
As I have said from day one..The FA now have opened the can of worms to the world about their attitude to Drug testing..now both the EUFA and FIFA are watching for corrective action/punishment against Rio and then the tests will in future, be random, without cosy pre arranged schdules that suit the likes of Sir mind my boot Furgustin..
http://uk.sports.yahoo.com/031015/323/eb5hh.html
My guess a huge fine.... plus suspension to the until end of the season.
Man Utd will appeal..scream.. .. claim it was their fault..pull strings..lots of chat chat..then around Christmas the fine will be doubled half to be paid by the club..and suspension waved. So Rio will be out of action for three months.....
Football viruses
Be careful - these are following in the wake of the 'I Love You' virus
and are potentially damaging:
The Manchester United virus:
Your PC develops a disorder whereby the memory forgets everything before
1993.
The Man United shirt virus:
This one is especially hard to detect as it changes its format every 3
months.
The Schmeichel virus:
Your PC develops a hideous, large red dot in the middle of the screen.
The David Beckham virus:
The lights on your PC are all on but nothing works.
The Roy Keane virus:
Throws you out of Windows.
The Alex Ferguson virus:
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The Massimo Taibi virus:
You can't save anything.
The Ryan Giggs virus:
Makes your computer think it's better than it actually is.
These are less virulent, but still wise to keep an eye on them:
The Ian Walker virus:
Your PC will act as though it will save something, but let you down at
the last minute.
The David Ginola virus:
Computer pretends to go down, but then boots back up and is OK.
The Stan Collymore virus:
Luckily this one doesn't actually work, but sometimes boots up some
Swedish computers.
The Glenn Hoddle virus:
Disables your PC, blames it all on its previous life as a calculator.
The Tony Adams/Rio Ferdinand virus:
All drive privileges lost.
The Bradford City virus:
Makes you think it will go down but presses escape at the last minute.
Be careful - these are following in the wake of the 'I Love You' virus
and are potentially damaging:
The Manchester United virus:
Your PC develops a disorder whereby the memory forgets everything before
1993.
The Man United shirt virus:
This one is especially hard to detect as it changes its format every 3
months.
The Schmeichel virus:
Your PC develops a hideous, large red dot in the middle of the screen.
The David Beckham virus:
The lights on your PC are all on but nothing works.
The Roy Keane virus:
Throws you out of Windows.
The Alex Ferguson virus:
Your PC develops a continuous whining noise.
The Massimo Taibi virus:
You can't save anything.
The Ryan Giggs virus:
Makes your computer think it's better than it actually is.
These are less virulent, but still wise to keep an eye on them:
The Ian Walker virus:
Your PC will act as though it will save something, but let you down at
the last minute.
The David Ginola virus:
Computer pretends to go down, but then boots back up and is OK.
The Stan Collymore virus:
Luckily this one doesn't actually work, but sometimes boots up some
Swedish computers.
The Glenn Hoddle virus:
Disables your PC, blames it all on its previous life as a calculator.
The Tony Adams/Rio Ferdinand virus:
All drive privileges lost.
The Bradford City virus:
Makes you think it will go down but presses escape at the last minute.
"I also reiterated my condemnation of drugs in sport."
I do love it when these neanderthals issue press statements and use words that are longer than their memory span. I mean, can you REALLY see Rio coming out with a "reiterated"? How many syllables would he have given it?
I do love it when these neanderthals issue press statements and use words that are longer than their memory span. I mean, can you REALLY see Rio coming out with a "reiterated"? How many syllables would he have given it?
"Passion is inversely proportional to the amount of real information available" (Benford's Law of Controversy)
"I also reiterated my condemnation of drugs in sport."
Translated from what Rio actualy said..with the last bit they forgot to translate..
"Yeaahhh I finks smoking pot and the likes aint good for the game. . or my cough.. 
....but what other stuffs I have took..I got legit ...from a mate who said it were just for me to clear up me drippy dick!"
Translated from what Rio actualy said..with the last bit they forgot to translate..
"Yeaahhh I finks smoking pot and the likes aint good for the game.
. or my cough.. ....but what other stuffs I have took..I got legit ...from a mate who said it were just for me to clear up me drippy dick!" -
Ace
Did you hear about when Stan Collymore was on talksport once, a few days before an England Sweden game? He's taking phone calls and this guy rings up, spends about 2/3 minutes telling Stan how great he thinks he is than says "I really wish you were playing for England this weekend Stan" Stan says "Oh thats really nice of you to say, why do you think that"? The caller says "Coz your an expert at beating Swedes"simon wrote:The Stan Collymore virus:
Luckily this one doesn't actually work, but sometimes boots up some
Swedish computers
I know it not football ..not even realy sport..Tony Halme...
Police found hundreds of doses of various sports stimulant/drugs in his house..all for personal use says Tony..
http://www.helsinki-hs.net/news.asp?id=20031015IE8
Remind me of an evening spent with Maippi and one of her girl friends who was sobbing because she had been dumped by boy friend who was/is a quite famous Finnish sportmans..this was 6 years ago...she was threatening to tell the authorities to raid his bathroom as "it had more drugs in the cabinet that the local Apoteki"...she did not..but no mater..he was caught in the net later and is still not competing.
Police found hundreds of doses of various sports stimulant/drugs in his house..all for personal use says Tony..
http://www.helsinki-hs.net/news.asp?id=20031015IE8
Remind me of an evening spent with Maippi and one of her girl friends who was sobbing because she had been dumped by boy friend who was/is a quite famous Finnish sportmans..this was 6 years ago...she was threatening to tell the authorities to raid his bathroom as "it had more drugs in the cabinet that the local Apoteki"...she did not..but no mater..he was caught in the net later and is still not competing.
Going back to the Chelski post accoding to the gossip column on the BBc site. Chelsea are to offer £35m for Rooney!!!!
http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/3195914.stm
http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/3195914.stm
