Jumpers for goalposts

[ChubbyPoacher]

I nod in agreement. I'll add Diouf to the Premiership cretin list.
No prizes for guessing who MagicJ would like to add...

Personally, I see Diouf as a comedy figure more than anything.
He's a panto villain.
Is a twat though...

Magicj is not a neutral though, and horrible as the tackle was, I wouldn't put Taylor in the Barton/Diouf/Savage bracket.
Actually, Terry's thinly-veiled attempt at knacking Cesc during the match earlier in the season was worse in regards to intent.
Nice bit of karma that Eboue crocked him later in the game.

Like Wenger says, hacking seems to be the way to stop beautiful football.....just ask Nani

[MagicJ]

Cretin? That word springs to mind when i look at either Rio Ferdinand or Paul Robinson. Nothing about their football ability, they just look stoopid.

[sinikala]

Haven't had much time for the beautiful game recently, caught the debacle that was our loss to the Fuggers on Sunday... pitiful, though by all accounts we did very well in the second leg against Fiorentina.

Kid brother has got tickets for the game at Goodison vs. Derby on 06 April ... looking forward to my one game this season.

So the Premiership ... will finish

1. Arse
2. Scum
3. Chelski
4. Red Shyte
5. The mighty blue boys

at the other end

18. I don't
19. Give
20. One

I truly hope that Kelvin Coogle, formerly known as "the badger haired buffoon" gets a win or two, his teams always used to play good attacking football, and besides it's nice to have him round for comedy value. I'd love it, just love it if he can escape the chop.

[Salopian]

Cretin? That word springs to mind when i look at either Rio Ferdinand or Paul Robinson. Nothing about their football ability, they just look stoopid.

I was expecting vitriol directed towards a certain left back. Re: Diouf, yes, a tw*t rather than a cretin. Certainly worth a nailed-on place in a Premiership rat-bag hall of shame.

[ChubbyPoacher]

I was expecting vitriol directed towards a certain left back.

He is dead to magicj, now.
We do not speak his nomski.

[antstar]

I truly hope that Kelvin Coogle, formerly known as "the badger haired buffoon" gets a win or two, his teams always used to play good attacking football, and besides it's nice to have him round for comedy value. I'd love it, just love it if he can escape the chop.

Yeah, i also hope he gets his team safe, at least he tries to play good football and with newcastle money may put out an entertaining team next season.
While megson is exact opposite, get down!!

[FFCBOY]

Cretin?

My Cretain/knob head would have to go to Jermain Pennant (What a Twat)..

[ChubbyPoacher]

Jermaine Pennant....

He's Kieran Richardson with ankle tags...

[MagicJ]

League Predictions

Heart ruling head version: Arsenal, ManU, Chelsea, Everton, Liverpool
Grim reality: ManU, Chelsea, Arsenal, Liverpool, Everton
Horrorshow: Chelsea, ManU, Arsenal, Liverpool, Everton

Going down: Sunderland, Bolton, Derby (with Keegan just surviving on the last day of the season)


Imagine if Newcastle had managed to hold onto this guy

[Salopian]

We've got Keggy's circus on the last day at home (the cretin is banned by court order from playing (being in Liverpool city)).

Imagine the possibility of winning to a) send the Redsh*te tumbling out of the CL (or, even better, Europe completely); and b) relegating NUFC - the title race, if still alive, would become of secondary importance to events at Goodison! Or maybe not...

[antstar]

My team Man City have still got , Ful,Bir,Bot, sun and mid left so we still have a say at the bottom, but i think middle are pretty much safe now.
your double over us Salopian killed off our season really

[ChubbyPoacher]

Sunderland won't go down.
Even if it means Keano has to strip down and get on the pitch to crack some skulls, they'll stay up.
Fulham had a false dawn on t'weekend.
Poor Jari will go down without kicking a ball.

Bolton (minus Jussi) will join them.

Livershyte, depressingly, have hit some form.
Of course, not enough to beat us Sunday, but they'll fight off Everton.

Keegan will avoid relegation through no nouse of his own, call it a moral victory and blurt £30 million up the wall during the summer on two Uruguyan wingers and a Congolese Under-16s striker.
Plus (and this one is half-serious) bringing back Boumsong from Lyon.

Rafa will win the f'ck all he deserves and get dragged out of town by a chevvy pick-up to the refrain of 'Yee-ha!'

Grant will go regardless.
Wenger will carry on regardless.

Fergie will vent his considerable spleen at everything and everyone, forever and ever, amen.

[MagicJ]

My team Man City have still got , Ful,Bir,Bot, sun and mid left so we still have a say at the bottom, but i think middle are pretty much safe now.
your double over us Salopian killed off our season really

I had such high hopes for City, shame they withered really as it would have been a more exciting push for europe, but Villa faltering as well has made liverpool's job of salvaging something that much easier. There's obviously still a chance that you villa and pompey can close the gap to make it interesting but my money's on the Toffees closing the door behind them.

[Salopian]

Citeh have done well, but it's a lot to ask from a new squad with many players and the manager somewhat new to the Premiership. The Toffees had two of their best matches this season (and for a few years) against your lot Anstar - they were pivotal matches, you're right. Tony Hibbert took care of Petrov good 'n' proper. We didn't let you play, simple as that, which is quite something as you've looked good this season. More to come I feel.

Shinawatra's (sp?) wallet might be closed this summer though?

[MC Deli]

Torres though. loathe pool but you cant ignore his quality

And City and the Toffs really miss Petrov and Cahill respectively going forward. Anything other than a Utd title would be a disaster from here for the scum. I dont think the arse will sink without trace but it really is United's to lose and, bar the nev, ferg has a full squad to choose from. And a champs league bye.

suunday should be good - just gutted i will be sat at heathrow during the games