Sit on top kayaks?!?!

[Pursuivant]

Actually an old poaching trick is shooting fish with a shotgun. The "idea" is not to hit the fish, but hit just under it and get the fish to burst its insides of the pressure and then it floats up.

[Bubba Elvis XIV]

You try and avoid hitting the fish with a shotgun? So I guess you're aiming pretty low. Or do you use slugs.

Agh! We should switch topic as someone will start banging on about animal cruelty as they eat their broileri sandwich, drink their milk and scratch their ass through the hole in the leather chaps.

[Pursuivant]

You shoot point blank, basically you can use a wood slug even. Now then if you want to do some commie poaching you take a generator or go steal some electricity from the power lines... was it Poland now where the beacons of intelligence got themselves into Darwin awards this way...

[Bubba Elvis XIV]

You got a shotgun?

Wanna join Onkko and I fishing this weekend on that river in the centre of Tampere?

He's bringing the dynamite, me the kayak and you bring the shotty...All good fun until someone loses an eye.

[Upphew]

You got a shotgun?

Wanna join Onkko and I fishing this weekend on that river in the centre of Tampere?

He's bringing the dynamite, me the kayak and you bring the shotty...All good fun until someone loses an eye.

I can imagine you paddling down the stream, singing Tammerkosken silta:
"...Kaks on pojalla ystävää: se lihava ja se laiha.
Ostan litran lämmintä maitoo ja lihotan sen laihan."
and P and O having fun on the bridge with their guns and dynamites...

[onkko]

You got a shotgun?

Wanna join Onkko and I fishing this weekend on that river in the centre of Tampere?

He's bringing the dynamite, me the kayak and you bring the shotty...All good fun until someone loses an eye.

I can imagine you paddling down the stream, singing Tammerkosken silta:
"...Kaks on pojalla ystävää: se lihava ja se laiha.
Ostan litran lämmintä maitoo ja lihotan sen laihan."
and P and O having fun on the bridge with their guns and dynamites...

Älä sinä tule meille lappalaisille kertomaha mitä myö saaha tehä!

[Bubba Elvis XIV]

Much struggling and dictionary later...

Mikkeli, LAPLAND?????

I would like to try and sing that song....it would be sang very slowly.

"Kaaaaaks....kaks...on poj-halla ystävääni....ystävää!!!..FRIENDS!!!!!: si lihafa ja si laaihaa.
Oston...Ostan...litran lamminta mai-toe...YAK!!!...ja lihotan sen laih-ahan

Dunno if the song is relevant - i thought they were both fat b@stards!!!

[Upphew]

Dunno if the song is relevant - i thought they were both fat b@stards!!!

Welll... the other might be fatter and that would make the other one thin I suppose?

[Bubba Elvis XIV]

It's aaaaaalll relative.

[Sandra D]

i could advise one company from neghbour country Latvia, Riga. They are manufacturers of fiberglass kayaks and canoes. Nice models and prices.
http://www.intra.lv/eng/amberboat/
they have taken part in the Boat Show, in Helsinki this year