
Fantasy Football is available
- john_smullen
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Fantasy Football is available
I have just selected my team for the push for a better challenge this year 

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Hit me up with the league info.
- john_smullen
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irnbru wrote:Hit me up with the league info.
I dont know it but was hoping that whoever did would see this and then give us all the info

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Thanks john for the heads up!!
Its that time again Dream Team time so come on get your teams in, and come on ladies try a little bit harder this year it was a walk in the park last year all to easy.
http://www.premierleague.com
Sign up pick a team (i wont go picking any Arsenal player though but thats down to you), then once you have a team you can join in leagues here is the code for
Finland Forums very own league. Code to join this league: 78803-23472
Simple!

Its that time again Dream Team time so come on get your teams in, and come on ladies try a little bit harder this year it was a walk in the park last year all to easy.

http://www.premierleague.com
Sign up pick a team (i wont go picking any Arsenal player though but thats down to you), then once you have a team you can join in leagues here is the code for
Finland Forums very own league. Code to join this league: 78803-23472
Simple!


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OH and i just added new head to head league as well so just sign up for both!!!
Code to join this league: 78803-23542
Code to join this league: 78803-23542
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I won my head 2 head league last year
I'll get a team up this weekend, can you change it as many times as you like before the season starts?



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It was like that last season IIRC. Lets see if I can keep up with the transfers this year. Last year went to !"#¤%.MagicJ wrote:I won my head 2 head league last yearI'll get a team up this weekend, can you change it as many times as you like before the season starts?
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Good man. I'll try and get on it this weekend.FFCBOY wrote:here is the code for
Finland Forums very own league. Code to join this league: 78803-23472
- Seen Canary
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Finland Forum have left the room. The Galacticos are here. The sweaty socks rule the EPL. Sir Bill Shankly, Sir Kenneth Dalglish, Sir Georgius Grahamus and of course the greatest Sir Glasgow Beetroot. Game over. 

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BTW. The Galacticos are Aliens United.
"There is nothing in the world more helpless and irresponsible and depraved than a man in the depths of an ether binge."
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Get you teams in two weeks till kick off!!
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Subtle
reminder for both leagues:
Finland Forum Fantasy Footy
League: 78803-23472
Head 2 Head League 78803-23542

Finland Forum Fantasy Footy
League: 78803-23472
Head 2 Head League 78803-23542


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In a nutshell…………
Fantasy football messes with your mind
http://www.guardian.co.uk/football/blog ... y-football
With three days to until the Premier League kicks off, important work is going undone as grown men horse trade to assemble their fantasy football squads
You may have seen the government advisory advert. Simon, a hardcore stoner pleasantly baked on weed, opens the door to be confronted by assorted versions of himself with neon signs over their heads: "paranoia", "lazy", "talkative" and other dystopian dwarf names. Then, the menacing voiceover: "The more you mess with cannabis the more it can mess with your mind."
Here's an idea for a different version. Simon, a hardcore football fan hunched behind his laptop, opens the door to be confronted by assorted versions of himself with neon signs over their heads: "paranoia", "lazy", "talkative" and other dystopian dwarf names. Then, the menacing voiceover: "The more you mess with fantasy football the more it can mess with your mind."
With three days to go until the Premier League kicks off, important work is going resolutely undone in offices nationwide as grown men horse-trade and wheeler-deal to assemble their fantasy squads for the season ahead. You know the drill: assemble a squad of goalkeepers, defenders, midfielders and forwards on an imaginary budget of somewhere in the region of one Cristiano Ronaldo or a 25-seater mini-bus full of Michael Chopras, then obsess about them, often out loud and in the company of friends, until somebody cracks and punches you in the face.
Fantasy football is at once life-affirming and grimly depressing, but never boring … unless you don't play it and are marooned in the company of those who do. A hobbit-free acceptable face of role-playing, it's sold on the premise that it gives football fans an insight into the stresses involved in real-life football management. The fact that it leaves otherwise well-balanced individuals with no more than a bad case of BO and the purchase of an imaginary orc-repelling magic amulet away from social pariah status is conveniently ignored.
The original game was created by Fantasy League Ltd in 1991 and captured the public imagination when it was licensed to 90 Minutes magazine prior to the 1992-93 Premier League; coincidentally the very season Sky Sports invented English top-flight football.
Productivity in offices promptly dropped by 81.52%, leading to the current global recession, which experts have blamed on shoddy banking practices instead of hundreds of thousands of blokes called Darren wasting hours trying to figure out how to accommodate Nicolas Anelka without having to ship out Leighton Baines or Ryan Shawcross.
The rules have always been straightforward. Once your imaginary squad has been purchased and a starting XI selected, points are generally awarded for player appearances, goals scored, assists, clean sheets and penalties saved, while bookings, dismissals and goals or penalties conceded result in points deductions.
They also result in incredibly tedious conversations between grown adults who should know better, which is why we could do with the government advisory notice endorsed in the opening paragraphs.
Paranoia? Tick. Such is my knack for consigning top-flight players to goal-droughts or spells in the treatment room by selecting them for my fantasy football team I have written to all 20 Premier League chief executives offering not to pick any of their players for a non-fantasy one-off payment of £10,000.
Lazy? Tick. I'd explain why but the clock's ticking and I'm still £18m over-budget.
Talkative? Tick. "Bramble scored? Get in!!!", "Obviously I want Sunderland to win but I could do with them conceding three or four", "Who crossed for Carrick's goal?", "Did Stoke score from a Delap long throw?", "Did Ferdinand play? No, Anton." Obsessional? Tedious? Geeky? Demeaning? Tick. Tick. Tick. Tick.
Not that any of this unpleasantness will stop me competing. I'd considered sitting out this season, planning instead to while away the 17 hours a week my absence would free up developing my blueprint for a more interesting version of the game in which points are awarded or deducted for off-the-field activities.
Premier League star in your squad filmed by Sky Sports News handing out presents in a children's ward at Christmas time? Plus two points. Premier League star in your squad filmed by a team-mate vigorously rogering an obliging groupie at any time? Minus two points. Premier League star's sexual technique praised or criticised in tabloid kiss-and-tell? Plus or minus three points. Premier League star signs into the Sporting Chance clinic, gets acquitted by a jury or successfully accepts the man of the match fizz without saying "rest of the lads" or "obviously"? Award yourself more points than you can wedge in a skip.
The possibilities and permutations are endless, but I'll keep plugging away. In the meantime, we'll have to make do with leagues that can swing on the back of bad back-passes and outrageous refereeing decisions, rather than crashed Ferraris and the appearance of hideous wedding snaps in future editions of Hello!
Fantasy football messes with your mind
http://www.guardian.co.uk/football/blog ... y-football
With three days to until the Premier League kicks off, important work is going undone as grown men horse trade to assemble their fantasy football squads
You may have seen the government advisory advert. Simon, a hardcore stoner pleasantly baked on weed, opens the door to be confronted by assorted versions of himself with neon signs over their heads: "paranoia", "lazy", "talkative" and other dystopian dwarf names. Then, the menacing voiceover: "The more you mess with cannabis the more it can mess with your mind."
Here's an idea for a different version. Simon, a hardcore football fan hunched behind his laptop, opens the door to be confronted by assorted versions of himself with neon signs over their heads: "paranoia", "lazy", "talkative" and other dystopian dwarf names. Then, the menacing voiceover: "The more you mess with fantasy football the more it can mess with your mind."
With three days to go until the Premier League kicks off, important work is going resolutely undone in offices nationwide as grown men horse-trade and wheeler-deal to assemble their fantasy squads for the season ahead. You know the drill: assemble a squad of goalkeepers, defenders, midfielders and forwards on an imaginary budget of somewhere in the region of one Cristiano Ronaldo or a 25-seater mini-bus full of Michael Chopras, then obsess about them, often out loud and in the company of friends, until somebody cracks and punches you in the face.
Fantasy football is at once life-affirming and grimly depressing, but never boring … unless you don't play it and are marooned in the company of those who do. A hobbit-free acceptable face of role-playing, it's sold on the premise that it gives football fans an insight into the stresses involved in real-life football management. The fact that it leaves otherwise well-balanced individuals with no more than a bad case of BO and the purchase of an imaginary orc-repelling magic amulet away from social pariah status is conveniently ignored.
The original game was created by Fantasy League Ltd in 1991 and captured the public imagination when it was licensed to 90 Minutes magazine prior to the 1992-93 Premier League; coincidentally the very season Sky Sports invented English top-flight football.
Productivity in offices promptly dropped by 81.52%, leading to the current global recession, which experts have blamed on shoddy banking practices instead of hundreds of thousands of blokes called Darren wasting hours trying to figure out how to accommodate Nicolas Anelka without having to ship out Leighton Baines or Ryan Shawcross.
The rules have always been straightforward. Once your imaginary squad has been purchased and a starting XI selected, points are generally awarded for player appearances, goals scored, assists, clean sheets and penalties saved, while bookings, dismissals and goals or penalties conceded result in points deductions.
They also result in incredibly tedious conversations between grown adults who should know better, which is why we could do with the government advisory notice endorsed in the opening paragraphs.
Paranoia? Tick. Such is my knack for consigning top-flight players to goal-droughts or spells in the treatment room by selecting them for my fantasy football team I have written to all 20 Premier League chief executives offering not to pick any of their players for a non-fantasy one-off payment of £10,000.

Talkative? Tick. "Bramble scored? Get in!!!", "Obviously I want Sunderland to win but I could do with them conceding three or four", "Who crossed for Carrick's goal?", "Did Stoke score from a Delap long throw?", "Did Ferdinand play? No, Anton." Obsessional? Tedious? Geeky? Demeaning? Tick. Tick. Tick. Tick.
Not that any of this unpleasantness will stop me competing. I'd considered sitting out this season, planning instead to while away the 17 hours a week my absence would free up developing my blueprint for a more interesting version of the game in which points are awarded or deducted for off-the-field activities.
Premier League star in your squad filmed by Sky Sports News handing out presents in a children's ward at Christmas time? Plus two points. Premier League star in your squad filmed by a team-mate vigorously rogering an obliging groupie at any time? Minus two points. Premier League star's sexual technique praised or criticised in tabloid kiss-and-tell? Plus or minus three points. Premier League star signs into the Sporting Chance clinic, gets acquitted by a jury or successfully accepts the man of the match fizz without saying "rest of the lads" or "obviously"? Award yourself more points than you can wedge in a skip.
The possibilities and permutations are endless, but I'll keep plugging away. In the meantime, we'll have to make do with leagues that can swing on the back of bad back-passes and outrageous refereeing decisions, rather than crashed Ferraris and the appearance of hideous wedding snaps in future editions of Hello!
- ChubbyPoacher
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Chubby's Poachers are in the mix.
What's this head to head business all about?
What's this head to head business all about?


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Head to head system amongst ourselves, they draw it all automagically and we face each other each week. Just another little twist, or pit of failure in your case 


