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[Salopian]

Didn't the season just finish a couple of weeks back? I haven't the interest to pick a team yet...

[Seen Canary]

Hei MagicJ

Good start in week 1 but I checked out your squad for week 2 and you are seriously under strength. Your team will consist of about 5 players, no Aresnal, no Fulham, no Everton, no Man City ha ha. You better get busy in the old transfer market. I can field a team of 9 including Rooney as captain, Kuyt (rhymes with sh**e), Carragher, O'Shea, Cech, Fletcher (enough said) and a couple of duffers.Good hunting.

Hammerhead, you are so spawny. If I hadn't changed Given for Cech at the very last minute, if that numpty Benitez had played Benayoun from the start, if Fletcher and Carragher had not offloaded dodgy tackles, if if if if. Next time minun ystävä.

C'mon the Aliens ( Home stadium - somewhere in Gamma Sector, the Oort Nebula).

[MagicJ]

After watching us batter everton (Hi Salopian ) i'm content until next week. Good of you to start the banter off early though, it's been pretty quiet in previous seasons. I had a look at your squad, are you aiming for relegation? Is that possible in fantasy football?
Oh and don't worry about Hammerhead, he's a goalie and thus officially mental, when he comes 2nd bottom (after you) he'll blame it on some OCD pre-match ritual he forgot to do.

You're welcome to congratulate me now on winning the league if you like.

[catfish78]

Beware of the Hammerhead.

[Seen Canary]

Hei MagicJ

Whadayamean relegation, I'm 344,000 out of 1,600,000, is it 4 up 4 down or 400,000 down and 400,000 up ?

BTW don't mention Roswell or Area 51, Darren Fletcher, Wayne Rooney (it's f***ing obvious), Peter Cech with the intergalactic headwear, Captain Kirk Kuyt, the Aliens are here, ready for world domonation (by overuse of the comma).

Live long and prosper

Splrrrrrrggg, splorrrrrrrrrrujtrfe, Peter Mandelson. (Oort Nebula speak for there's only one team in Dundee).

C'mon the Aliens

[Seen Canary]

Ha ha, quality post Hammerhead. You're definitely a goalsweeper.

C'mon the Aliens

[ChubbyPoacher]

We all know it's just a matter of time before Salopian completes his spreadsheet of Fantasy Footy stats for the last ten years, cross-checks with the astrological timetable/Fernando Torres' menstrual cycle and blows everyone out of the water.
Or, Ebanks-Blake could be a stroke of genius by me and I leave you all for dust.

[MagicJ]

We all know it's just a matter of time before Salopian completes his spreadsheet of Fantasy Footy stats for the last ten years, cross-checks with the astrological timetable/Fernando Torres' menstrual cycle and blows everyone out of the water.

He'll probably call them 'Meh, Meh and more Meh'.

[Seen Canary]

Hei ChubbyPoacher

Was it you that ate all the pies? I've also got Ebanks-Blake's 7 and he's only gone and pulled his porkstring (now now, no double entendres please). I'm gonna replace him with my all-time favourite footy player, Paul "Luggy" Sturrock for 5 squid and a packet of jelly tots. Now we're talking. Also got rid of crock luke Taylor and replaced him with Bassong and received change of half a mil. Quality.

Aaaaargh, I think I'm becoming a fantasy footy anorak. Any remedies, anyone, please.

C'mon the Aliens

[MagicJ]

Aaaaargh, I think I'm becoming a fantasy footy anorak. Any remedies, anyone, please.

http://www.hattrick.org/


Ask Salopian about it, he'll bore you senseless.

[ChubbyPoacher]

Hei ChubbyPoacher

Was it you that ate all the pies?

You wanna ask Salopian about them, too. He'll deny everything.

[Seen Canary]

BTW, my kids went on holiday to Scotland this summer and brought me back Jelly tots (delicious), Minstrels (love em), a big bar of Dairy Milk (best chocolate anywhere) and an Aero (gone too quickly). Alas, they forgot the Cadbury's Creme Eggs.

[MagicJ]

BTW, my kids went on holiday to Scotland this summer and brought me back Jelly tots (delicious), Minstrels (love em), a big bar of Dairy Milk (best chocolate anywhere) and an Aero (gone too quickly). Alas, they forgot the Cadbury's Creme Eggs.

Were they deep fried?

[Seen Canary]

Deep Fried? More than that minun ystävän, they were abyss fried.



p.s. Call me a noob but how do you include poster's quotes in the reply, duh.

[ChubbyPoacher]

BTW, my kids went on holiday to Scotland this summer and brought me back Jelly tots (delicious), Minstrels (love em), a big bar of Dairy Milk (best chocolate anywhere) and an Aero (gone too quickly). Alas, they forgot the Cadbury's Creme Eggs.

Were they deep fried?

In Irn Bru?