Jumpers for goalposts

[MagicJ]

I'll just fix that for you.


Blackburn came so close to a late equalizer but Robert's desperate

Double post

and out effort couldn't prevent a Hammers victory; sending Blackburn spiralling towards relegation even in the first fortnight of the season.

[FFCBOY]

1.Name two players who have played in every season of the Premier League?

David James and Ryan Giggs

2.Which current Premier League player is the only player to have won the Champions League, UEFA Cup, Premier League and FA Cup, and has also been relegated from the Premier League?

Kanu

3.Who’s the only player to have scored in a Champions League Final, UEFA Cup Final, English FA Cup Final, and English League Cup Final?

Steven Gerrard

4.What colourful connection do the following players have: David Beckham, Alan Mullery, Alan Ball, Trevor Cherry, Ray Wilkins, Paul Ince, Paul Scholes, David Batty, Alan Smith and Wayne Rooney?

They’re the only 10 players to have received a red card for England


5.Which eternal youth scored the first ever Premier League goal to be shown on live TV?

Teddy Sheringham for Nottingham Forest against Liverpool, August 1992

6.Which player has played in the Merseyside derby, north London derby, Milan derby, Munich derby and the Tyne-Tees derby?

Christian Ziege

7.Size isn’t everything, but who boasts the biggest pitch in the Premier League at 116 x 77 yards?

Manchester City

8.Which British team’s ground is in two countries?

Chester City. Their Deva Stadium crosses England/Wales border

9.Three players hold the record for Premier League dismissals with a flush of eight red cards. Can you name the felons?

Patrick Vieira, Duncan Ferguson and Richard Dunne

10.What unique distinction does Icelandic icon Eidur Gudjohnsen have in international football?

He was brought on as a sub for Iceland, replacing his father


Chubby ja Salopian not too bad 6 out of 10, maybe you should of pulled a few more answers from Salopian's arse chubby!!
Will post a another 10 later..

[MagicJ]

Doubt we'll see Salopian again after that poor effort he'll be 'wounded' at such a 'gash' attempt. Chubby on the other hand was just hanging on to his coat-tails for validation purposes, as a Braddie (is that the term?) he needs his Man Utd fake supporters badge re-newed every so often so some footie related worthiness adds a little to his case.

[ChubbyPoacher]

Doubt we'll see Salopian again after that poor effort he'll be 'wounded' at such a 'gash' attempt. Chubby on the other hand was just hanging on to his coat-tails for validation purposes, as a Braddie (is that the term?) he needs his Man Utd fake supporters badge re-newed every so often so some footie related worthiness adds a little to his case.

Growing up south of the river makes Arsenal the natural choice, I guess.

[MagicJ]

As a 6 year old stamp collector (M+D signed me up for first day covers) finding my way into football, i discovered a first day cover celebrating Arsenal winning the Fairs cup exactly a year before i was born. Destiny. Still got it. And you?
Anyone else care to share the reason for their lifelong devotion?

[ChubbyPoacher]

I was gonna take the piss about a stamp collector's spiritual home obviously being in Islington but that's quite a nice story.
For me it was this man slapping down a (to me at least) mythical Barca side.

[MagicJ]

The problem with him is everyone else but Manure fans thinks he's a complete ____.










Great player though.

[ChubbyPoacher]

The problem with him is everyone else but Manure fans thinks he's a complete ____.










Great player though.

Even I think the man is a t!t, but as you say, he was excellent on the pitch.
Anyway, you told me and Salopian just before the Celtic game tonight that you thought Liam Brady was a c___ .

[MagicJ]

Anyway, you told me and Salopian just before the Celtic game tonight that you thought Liam Brady was a c___ .

Only because his left peg is marginally better than mine.

[ChubbyPoacher]

Anyway, you told me and Salopian just before the Celtic game tonight that you thought Liam Brady was a c___ .

Only because his left peg is marginally better than mine.

To be fair he is 53, he won't always be miles better than you.

[MagicJ]

Anyway, you told me and Salopian just before the Celtic game tonight that you thought Liam Brady was a c___ .

Only because his left peg is marginally better than mine.

To be fair he is 53, he won't always be miles better than you.

I met him in the lift at Holloway Road station a stone's throw from the Emirates. I told him i was a lifelong Arsenal fan, all the spiel about the stamps and that finally i thought he was a ____. I thought he was going to set his whippets on me or maybe do a bad job of the crazy paving at our country pile, fair play to the ____ he took it quite well for an Irishman. To be sure.

[ChubbyPoacher]

I met him in the lift at Holloway Road station a stone's throw from the Emirates. I told him i was a lifelong Arsenal fan, all the spiel about the stamps and that finally i thought he was a ____. I thought he was going to set his whippets on me or maybe do a bad job of the crazy paving at our country pile, fair play to the ____ he took it quite well for an Irishman. To be sure.

You mean he didn't strip down to his trackies and trainers before offering you out, like pwopah Pikeys in Nikes ?

[Seen Canary]

Hei

Is this the ChubbyP/MagicJ chirp-a-thon or can anyone join in.

I actually spent my formative years as a Celtic fan even though I couldn't stand Weegies. This was due to (big)family influences. Anyway I managed to bag a couple of tickets to the Dundee Utd/Dundee League Cup Final in 81. I had already seen Utd a couple of times and a few of my Dundee supporting mates were getting on my t*ts with their superior historical supremacy bullsh*t. So naturally I wanted a Utd win. It was a cracking game played at Dens Park because the Weegies didn't want two sets of Dundee pikeys invading the west. Utd won 3-0 and the worm turned. After the game me and a mate bought two bottles of strongbow and went to the local ice-rink to celebrate (don't ask me why). On the way home we got jumped by a bunch of Superior Historical Supremacists who were a bit miffed. They got a hold of my mate, put his arm through a chain link fence then jumped on it causing it to snap (very fooking sore). I got off lightly with a black eye and some superficial rib damage. Needless to say we were hooked on the terrors after this.

Jim McLean was bigger than Cloughie and the grumpiest b*stard that ever lived. He once fined the entire Utd team after winning 6-0 for not trying hard enough.

[Peace Lover]

Mark "Les" Hughes is still a tender 45. And I'm afraid our red brothers now think he's somewhat of a c***.

We Berts, however, believe he is going to lead us to great fame and glory.



CTID!

[ChubbyPoacher]

F365 article about pwopah nawty cockernee hardmen.

Work. Same old, same old. A warrior like me should not be caged. And definitely not as a Waste Management Support Co-ordinator in Lewisham Council. Phone rings. Pick it up.

"Ooo are ya? Ooo are ya? Ooo are ya?" I shout.

"Barry," says the voice. "It's Mr Stevens. Now what did we say about answering the phone in accordance with the guidelines laid down by HR in consultation with designated union representatives?"

"Sorry, Mr Stevens," I say.

"That's better Barry. Now can you please arrange for a member of the cleaning personnel team to go down to the lobby and change the waste paper basket on front desk?"

"Millwall! Millwall! Millwall!" I shout.

"No Barry. Waste paper management now. Millwall later," says Stevens. "Honestly Barry. A man of 48 really ought to be able to control himself."

"Yes Mr Stevens," I say. He's bricking it now, the mug. I hang up and email the cleaning personnel team, and then practice aggressive walking in my cubicle until lunch.

Lunchtime. Free. Outside. The Lion prowls. Trouble though. There's a gang of muppets on the corner. West Ham? They're only young 'uns, but they're probably tooled up, the scum. Two of them. I'm outnumbered. But these colours don't run.

"Come on then! Come on then!" I shout, flapping my arms up and down in a well aggressive way while walking away from them backwards.

The bigger one drops his ice cream. He starts to cry. Soon the other one is crying too.

"You slaaaaaaaaags," I shout. "Ooo are ya? Gertcha! Queen Mum! Ave a banana. Oi oi saveloy."

But hold up. It was a trap. There's another one. The top dog. Waiting in Boots. Clever.

"What the hell are you shouting at my kids for?" she says. "What is wrong with you? Scaring a five year-old in the street like that."

"I'm on your manor and I'm taking the piss," I say.

She's coming at me now. Hard. This is more than just a bit of handbags. She's tooled up: with an actual handbag. This is Luton 1985. This is Highbury 1988. This is Toys R Us 1995 when that Palace Young Team pushed me off the bouncy castle.

"Come on then! Do you want some?" I say, running in the other direction.

Course, I'm more built for raw power than speed, and after a few yards I'm wheezing, doubled up outside Dixons, lungs on fire.

They catch up to me, the three of them. The top dog's got that handbag. The small one looks mental, a proper psycho, covered in strawberry ice-cream like it's warpaint. The littlest one's got a Dora The Explorer lunchbox. The clever, clever slags.

"Why is that fat old man dressed like a young person, mummy?" says ice cream.

Is this how it ends? On the cold pavement outside Dixons? I'm going out with my head held high. They'll talk about me in the Dog And Fascist for years to come. I'm a legend. I'm a bloody Lions legend. I wait for the blows.

I feel a hot, wet sensation spreading over me. The blood, the glory, the end. I'm going to the great New Den in the sky a hero, a fighter, a geezer who never took a backward step. I hear a voice - is it God? Asking me to join His Firm, be a top boy?

"Mummy mummy, that silly fat man has done a wee in his trousers."

And then it all goes black.