Jumpers for goalposts

[catfish78]

Who was the greatest player what you ever saw?

MagicJ's amazing left peg and his brilliant diving headers.

[Peace Lover]

OK. Anyone up for the beer?

Manc derby 20th Sept in town?

[Peace Lover]

Alright.
I apologise for having such a crap login name. It was cos me 1st post was about how to kill piano playing neighbours.
And I apologise for saying Liverpool are sh*te.
Liverpool are not sh*te.
Theyre ****** ****.

And Just to prove it wasn't about them:
United: ****** ****s
Arsenal: ***t
Chelsea: ***t
Red Scousers: *** *****' *****

Fulham can also **** ***

Dundee United: Alright mate.

[Seen Canary]

Alright.
I apologise for having such a crap login name. It was cos me 1st post was about how to kill piano playing neighbours.
And I apologise for saying Liverpool are sh*te.
Liverpool are not sh*te.
Theyre ****** ****.

And Just to prove it wasn't about them:
United: ****** ****s
Arsenal: ***t
Chelsea: ***t
Red Scousers: *** *****' *****

Fulham can also **** ***

Dundee United: Alright mate.

Good one. Yeah not bad. How you doing mate?

[Peace Lover]

Alright mate

I was always wondrin which Dundee I fekking liked.

Sorted.

Once had to go to Dundee Royal with a fractured ankle.. 1974. Tryna fekkin ski doon a fekkin moonten! Abeymore.

Ahm DU noo mate!

[Peace Lover]

I promise never again to do a sh**e impression of a Shcotesh accshent ever again.

Moneypenney.

[Seen Canary]

If ye iver doo a sh*te Skoish axent agen yer fuking deep fried on toast.

Jimmy McShank

[FFCBOY]

You boyz didnt do to bad but here are the answers in full.......

Quiz Two...

1.Which Premier League clubs have these Latin inscriptions on their badges?
a) ‘Nil satis nisi optimum’ (‘Nothing
but the best is good enough’)
b) ‘Superbia in proelia’ (‘Pride in battle’)
c) ‘Audere est facere’ (‘To dare is to do’)
d) ‘Arte et labore’ (‘By skill and labour’)

a) Everton, b) Manchester City, c) Tottenham Hotspur, d) Blackburn Rovers

2.What does the new Wembley (above) require that no other football ground in the world requires (the answer isn’t cheaper beer)?

An aircraft warning light on its 133-metre arch


3.There are 15 inches between the Premier League’s shortest and tallest team-mates. Name little and large – and their heights.

Spurs’ Aaron Lennon (5ft 4in) and Peter Crouch (6ft 7in)

4.What do the following shirts have in common: West Ham’s No 6, Manchester City’s No 23 and Chelsea’s No 25?

They’ve all been ‘retired’ – in honour of Bobby Moore, Marc-Vivien Foe and Gianfranco Zola respectively Well done magic 4 getting Zola.

5.Who is the only player in the 21st century to win the FA Cup five times?

Ashley Cole

6.Who is the only player to score a hat-trick in the Premier League, Championship, League One, League Two (or the divisions under their previous names), the League Cup, the FA Cup and for their country?

Robert Earnshaw

7.In 1982, the Southampton side included Mick Channon, Alan Ball, Kevin Keegan, Peter Shilton, Dave Watson and Mark Wright. What do these Saints all have in common?

They all captained England

8.Paul Breitner, Pelé, Vava and Zinedine Zidane are the only players to do what?

Score in two World Cup Finals

9.Why is 11.15am on 2 October 2005 a notable time and date in Premier League history?

It’s the earliest ever kick-off time in the Premier League


10.What does Brentford’s extremely sociable Griffin Park ground have on each of its four corners?
A pub, yeap there are all still there!!

[FFCBOY]

Fulham can also **** ***

Dundee United: Alright mate.

Fulham can aslo **** *** now come on play the game, but if that is how you truly feel you can put your peace loving lips round my nice fat peace pipe and give it a nice long suck .

Once had to go to Dundee Royal with a fractured ankle.. 1974. Tryna fekkin ski doon a fekkin moonten! Abeymore.

Ahm DU noo mate!

Anyway how old is everyone on this forum???? Its not http://www.helptheaged.org.uk/en-gb/Wha ... ea/Forums/ or is it??????

[martinmartinez]

Dundee United, they were my favourite Scottish team from the 80's - then i moved on to Berwick Rangers cause they were English , then i read a book about East Stirling and how poor and rubbish they are, so i have no loyalty north of the border. I guess you come from Dundee you follow one of your own local town teams, or Rangers, Celtic or do you have Man Utd sheep there?

[Seen Canary]

Hei martinmartinez

Funny you should mention East Stirling and Man Utd sheep because Fergie started his managerial career with East Stirling then St Mirren then Aberdeen and then of course the Manc Mingers. martinmartinez? Why don't you take your sorry arse back to La Liga you disloyal travelling footie whore. What next after Berwick Rangers? Check out Fort William in the Highland League or if your tendency is towards England then how about English Public Schoolboys Bum Bashers FC.

BTW the Dundee Utd team of the eighties was the greatest footie team that ever graced the hallowed turf, followed by Brazil of 82, then Russia in 86 with Bats, Rats, Cats etc.(or was that Romania?) ha ha.

[Peace Lover]

How the fekk did Zola get his jersey number retired?
Was it a fekkin lottery at Chelsea for which Italian **** should get his shirt retired?

[Peace Lover]

I read Seen's posts with interest.

I'd actually like to laugh at Dundee Utd, but I have an uncomfortable feeling that they won the fekkin European Cup or something when I wasn't looking in about 84 or 85.

Wasn't on drugs or owt. Just, well, on drugs basically. And I was vegetarian.

SO?

[Peace Lover]

FFC boy

You know I only jest.

Hodgies done an incredible job there.

[Seen Canary]

Hei Peace Lover

You're nearly right. Remember the Liverpool - Roma European Cup Final bore draw, the only entertaining thing being Grobbelar's wobbly legs penalty thingy. Well it should have been a classic Dundee Utd - Liverpool thrillfest. Utd played Roma in the semi-final winning the 1st leg 2-0 at Tannadice, blowing the Ities away with relentless, breathtaking attacking footie. Unfortunately Utd lost the 2nd leg 3-0 in Rome to those cheating basterds. UEFA charged Roma for attempting to bribe the referee. Attempting? Fecking bollucks to that. Utd were cheated, robbed, shanked, shivved by the bunch of Caesars.

Utd also qualified for the 86/87 UEFA cup final but lost to Gothenburg over 2 legs. After binning Barcelona both home and away.

BTW, Dundee Utd are the only British team to have played Barcelona 4 times with 4 wins.

Regarding an earlier post from yourself, I was born in Dundee Royal but alas the powers that be (another bunch of corrupt cheating basterds) closed it down and converted it into flats.

I also agree with your Zola rant. WTF? Retired the jersey? They should have retired Ron "Chopper" Harris' jersey instead then sent it to Afghanistan to scare the s*it out of the Taleban.

Drugs in the 80's. Those were the days. I wasn't vegetarian though. Now I'm vegetarian but don't do drugs. Because I can't fecking get any.