Jumpers for goalposts

[Peace Lover]

Mate. I can get loads of drugs. What you want?
PM me.

So as regards the fitbah. Aye. The fekkin fitbah.

Who's the fittest bah you ever did?

I once p.. (..fekk. I've got Trainspotting in mah fekkin hiid again). Right. Forget it.

I was listening to Radio 4's coverage of the Edinburgh Festival this afternoon. Fekking great place to get up to speed on yer fekkin London accent.

Not sure what the point of this was. So. What I wanted to say was Richard Dunne can FÜCK OFF. He's a fekkin donkey. Thank god City have got rid of the average shïte w4#73r. He was cräp. Gone to a shît team like Villa. Fück him. Irïsh thick fücking twät.

So. Me mother's coming over on Wednesday..

[Peace Lover]

Mick Channon captained England???!!!

Bollocks. Have to google that.

Fück it. It's true, isn't it.

Only Scotland are marginally more shïte than England.

[martinmartinez]

i thought maybe clacnacuddin were the way forward, my local team is Aylesbury United - and we only lost to England 0-7,one better than Turkey @ Wembley in 1988.

[ChubbyPoacher]

Up the Dutch!

[Seen Canary]

Up the Dutch!

Hear, hear.

Unbeaten, happiest kids in the world, great cycling city, tastiest falafels, canals, red light district.

Best advert for decriminalising the wondrous weed.

Up the Dutch

[MagicJ]

tastiest falafels

Are you in Sales? You should work for the Dutch tourist board with that little nugget of info.

[ChubbyPoacher]

*Arsenal*

[ChubbyPoacher]

Pwopah nawty.

[MagicJ]

Arsenal fans are so quiet they never normally get invovled in anything, i haven't seen stuff thrown at an arsenal match since the 80s but if this is anything to go by

From what he told me the whole event was geared up purely to incite the Arsenal fans.

Apparently, throughout the game the Arsenal fans were pelted with coins, bottles, lighters and basically anything the City fans could get their hands on to throw. The stewards and police did nothing to prevent it. Because of this there was obviously riots between the two sets of fans.

Prior to the game there were bill boards put up outside the ground with Adebayor plastered all over them, like the Tevez bill boards. Also throughout the game there were images on the big screen of Adebayor and they even had the nerve to announce that he was Man of the Match even though SWP, Bellemy and Barry all played a lot better than he did. It was purely to annoy the Arsenal fans.

On top of this he said that there was no protection from the police inside or outside the ground and the only time they got involved was when Adebayor ran to the fans after he scored.

Then it's a shame that we get to look like the villains of the piece when Ade didn't even want to celebrate with his own team mates, rather run 90 yards to goad people who only got on his back because he kept asking for more money, kept trying to engineer a move and couldn't be arsed to play for us half the time. He ran faster down the pitch on saturday than he ever did in red and white. Oh and did i mention this?



What a ____, good riddance.

Toure on the other hand got a rousing round of applause and was dignified throughout, he didn't even celebrate any of the city goals.

[ChubbyPoacher]

^^ ^^

I posted the gif mostly as a wind up but that's an atrocious bit of third hand propaganda from you, Magic.
Those poor ickle gooners backed into a corner and forced to chuck stuff on the pitch and knock out a steward.
To be fair though, Adebayor is a tw@t in a club full of 'em and I hope he gets a nice long ban.

[MagicJ]

Have you seen the gif of the *ahem* fat female *ahem* steward doing the rounds? You can't see it clearly in your gif but she's in the front row and as a volatile librarian stumbles past her she 'assists' in him falling over, then she does a little shoulder wave dance in celebration. I'd find it for you but it means trawling through the 'den on iniquity' and i can't be arsed.

[Seen Canary]

10 out of 10 for the GIFmeister that is chubby poached eggs (hardly, deep fried more like).

Call me an imbecile, moron, degenerate if you like but looking at that GIF takes me back to the salad days when football was raw, working class, anger mismanaged, no family enclosures, no executive boxes, no money, sways all round.

What do you think boyz?

BTW. I have to admire Adebayor for the cojones shown. If it was me I would have done exactly the same thing. Get over it MagicJ, loyalty died long before Bosman. Who the feck doesn't want more money in life, I certainly do. I would happily jump ship from Posti/Itella to Royal Mail if they would pay me more and gladly leave Arse*ole Whinger behind.

BTW 2. I love the Dutch. I forgive them for knocking Scotland out but I think RVP is a complete tw*t.

[simon]

Have you seen the gif of the *ahem* fat female *ahem* steward doing the rounds? You can't see it clearly in your gif but she's in the front row and as a volatile librarian stumbles past her she 'assists' in him falling over, then she does a little shoulder wave dance in celebration. I'd find it for you but it means trawling through the 'den on iniquity' and i can't be arsed.

Cant see it meself....although I am interested

[ChubbyPoacher]

This the one?
Not sure if she's doing a dance or just brushing off a guy who's leaning on her.
Either way, the bruiser's doing a better job of restoring order than any of the male stewards there.
The poor photographer behind her gets sat on by a steward who doesn't fancy getting up again.

[MagicJ]

Here you go old man