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by Pursuivant » Thu Sep 20, 2012 9:07 pm
Ahhh.. a linguist, I like linguists, they make a fine dish with Chianti
The specific characterization of the difference between gradation of a
Finnish fart as opposed to a (allophonic) Gothic fart and the gradation
of the 800th century Hungarian (morphophonemic) fart is evident.
Foreigners often have difficulties in distinguishing between them, and
that causes a lot of confusions. It is understandable that if your
native style hasn't got double (long) farts and uses small puffs for
other purposes in fecalography (e.g. to indicate that the preceding turd
is short), you have some trouble in learning to fart in a way which
makes a petomanic distinction between normal (short) and double (long)
farts. These farts actually substantiate the view that the gradation of
farts is morphophonemic, since obscuring of the smell of a flatulent
change by subsequent or attendent changes is typical of morphophonemic
farts.
"By the pricking of my thumbs,
Something wicked this way comes."