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im 17 and want to move to finland

Post by stratovarius786 » Sat Feb 11, 2006 11:37 pm

well im about to graduate school here in the united states(miami,florida) and i want to move to finland for its music scene but also cuz i dnt like miam much adn finland seems lieka beautiful country,

im wonderin wat can i study here to take to finland to use as a working skill.i do practica finnish. and yea i will b planing on vistin finland b i move there.also so how are finn feelings towards dark colored ppl?


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Post by Hank W. » Sun Feb 12, 2006 12:13 am

Polytechnics have programmes in English for bachelor's degrees, you'd need to learn to write English though, like proper dood, as basically every institution requires a TOEFL or an IELTS test. And then the admissions tests of course. http://finland.cimo.fi/
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Post by stratovarius786 » Sun Feb 12, 2006 5:57 am

Hank W. wrote:Polytechnics have programmes in English for bachelor's degrees, you'd need to learn to write English though, like proper dood, as basically every institution requires a TOEFL or an IELTS test. And then the admissions tests of course. http://finland.cimo.fi/
sry but i dnt get wat the @#$% ur sayin
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Post by Hank W. » Sun Feb 12, 2006 9:18 am

OK, as you apparently need this in l33t:

U plz learn write 3nglish or yu look 1 stupid mofo...

Nobody is going to give you any kind of a job if you write like a retard teenager on acid. Besides which you cannot get a unskilled labour job in Finland without speaking fluent Finnish, and even then getting someone to sponsor a residence permit is more or less impossible, so the only more or less probable route is coming here to study. Now if you still have trouble understanding I suggest to stop smoking dope, go to the Wal-Mart and ask if they have any brains on sale and actually passing your SAT's.

Kthx bye.
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Post by Jussi » Sun Feb 12, 2006 9:54 am

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Post by simakun » Sun Feb 12, 2006 11:53 am

hank, can't you spot a WUM by now?
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Post by Majava » Sun Feb 12, 2006 3:12 pm

I don't know. I'm afraid this is not a WUM and that's sad....
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Post by rokingit » Sun Feb 12, 2006 10:01 pm

maybe im having a brain freeze but what is a WUM

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Post by chickensexer » Sun Feb 12, 2006 10:36 pm

pick one:

1. wum link send redefine 5 thumbs up

It is an acronym meaning Wind-Up Merchant.

It refers to someone who posts on message boards and newsgroups with the intention to cause as much disruption as possible by goading others.He's a WUM, just ignore his posts.
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2. Wum link send redefine 2 up, 3 down

"Wum" is the female discharge or female Cum. Womanly cum thus the everyday word WUM. "Holy crap Bertha, you got wum all over me!"
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3. Wum link send redefine 1 up, 10 down

Exclamation expressing any emotion."You suck!"

"Wum."
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Post by stratovarius786 » Sun Feb 12, 2006 11:13 pm

Hank W. wrote:OK, as you apparently need this in l33t:

U plz learn write 3nglish or yu look 1 stupid mofo...

Nobody is going to give you any kind of a job if you write like a retard teenager on acid. Besides which you cannot get a unskilled labour job in Finland without speaking fluent Finnish, and even then getting someone to sponsor a residence permit is more or less impossible, so the only more or less probable route is coming here to study. Now if you still have trouble understanding I suggest to stop smoking dope, go to the Wal-Mart and ask if they have any brains on sale and actually passing your SAT's.

Kthx bye.
if your going to act like a bitch when people ask you for help dont brother in helping, sorry that i miss understanded your reply thanks for the help though
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Post by Hank W. » Sun Feb 12, 2006 11:17 pm

If you are going to act like an idiot asking for help, don't bother asking, eh.
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Post by stratovarius786 » Sun Feb 12, 2006 11:19 pm

Hank W. wrote:If you are going to act like an idiot asking for help, don't bother asking.
ok i misunderstood your first reply sorry, and now your acting like a bitch, i hope people from finland arent like you if i were to go
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Post by Hank W. » Sun Feb 12, 2006 11:38 pm

Why are you mistaking me for your mother?
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Post by chriscross » Mon Feb 13, 2006 12:23 am

stratovarius786 wrote:
Hank W. wrote:Polytechnics have programmes in English for bachelor's degrees, you'd need to learn to write English though, like proper dood, as basically every institution requires a TOEFL or an IELTS test. And then the admissions tests of course. http://finland.cimo.fi/
sry but i dnt get wat the @#$% ur sayin
hmmmmm i will translate :lol:

sry but i dnt get wat the @#$% ur sayin

Sorry but i do not understand words with more then 1 Syllable as i tend to use my phone for sending text messages to my friend and i am used to writing like a backwards person

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Post by Samira » Tue Feb 14, 2006 6:36 pm

Let's see...
1) Can't spell (even phonetically);
2) Has trouble understanding his native language;
3) Arrogant;
4) Questionable reason for moving.

Verdict: Stay away. You are not wanted here. (And before anyone asks, I'm a native Finn.)


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