Estonia v England - Predictions
Estonia v England - Predictions
I really can't see Estonia winning tonight but.... I would love to see it. Normally I would have a soft quiet cheer for the English team but I really want to see that tit out of a job! He no qualifications for the job bar an English passport
"Ok lads Sven is gone we didnt really want him to go but the fans did so. Lets find an English manager."
"An english manager? Do we have any left?"
"Fergusson?"
"Scottish."
"Wenger."
"French."
"He is? oh. Emmm.... Oh yeah whos that guy who always follows Sven around?"
"You mean The Sun photographer?"
"No no the ginger bloke, I think he is English and I am sure some of Sven's European sophistication has rubbed off on him plus he managed Middleborough so he must be good. We should get him."
"Ok lads Sven is gone we didnt really want him to go but the fans did so. Lets find an English manager."
"An english manager? Do we have any left?"
"Fergusson?"
"Scottish."
"Wenger."
"French."
"He is? oh. Emmm.... Oh yeah whos that guy who always follows Sven around?"
"You mean The Sun photographer?"
"No no the ginger bloke, I think he is English and I am sure some of Sven's European sophistication has rubbed off on him plus he managed Middleborough so he must be good. We should get him."
Oh, God, God, God! What on earth was I drinking last night? My head feels like there's a Frenchman living in it.
yeah i know what you mean, we should get a clean sheet, but with our depleatd defense im sure we will let one slip in. But after last fridays good performance we should comfortably beat emcraiced wrote: Its worrying that you think a team ranked 102 places behind england in FIFA rankings should even be able to score 1!

Hopefully Finland win 2-0 with me cheering in the sunshine, during which time England play their usual poor game in the first half. McClaren gets sacked at half time, fat fwank eats too many pies and can't get down the tunnel, i rush to the pub and england score 10 being managed by Jurgen Klinnsmann in the second half.
Or something like that.....maybe a shockingly bad 1-0 victory

Or something like that.....maybe a shockingly bad 1-0 victory



Tit.craiced wrote:"Ok lads Sven is gone we didnt really want him to go but the fans did so. Lets find an English manager."
"An english manager? Do we have any left?"
"Fergusson?"
"Scottish."
"Wenger."
"French."
The first choice was Big Phil. That's why Mclaren got the name "Second choice Steve". He wasn't that good at Boro, but he did fairly well whilst he was Taggart's assistant at OT.
Beckham being recalled has made a huge difference. 3 of the 4 goals in the last two games were from his crosses. Best he's played in 5 years, seems him being dropped at both Real and international level has given him a badly needed kick up the arse.
