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by Pursuivant » Tue Sep 09, 2014 2:24 pm
This is for workers, but "family" works more or less the same way...
"The brief version:
EU person gets first a work contract from the job. Written.
(If boss says no, needs a number first - tell boss to call the maistraatti and ask themselves
what does the person need to get a number)
With the contract goes to the maistraatti and says: My job, no number, need registration.
Maistraatti gives a number on a paper saying "temporarily registered alien".
With two papers alien jumps in the ufo and flies to the tax office: verotoimisto ***
Says: my number, my salary, need tax card.
Gets tax card.
Goes to bank - says my number, my address, my job, gets bank account.
Gives tax card and personal number and bank account number to employer;
Works.
First salary comes to account, bank statement comes to home.
Takes work contract, magistrate paper, bank statement, rent contract... chorus: "all the papers":
Goes to Police station with 40€. Says: I want EU registration. Gets EU registration paper.
Goes to Maistraatti, with... chorus "all the papers" : says: I am now EU registered, I want to be
in the computer as permanantly domiciled. Gets a paper....
Goes to KELA, with... chorus *all the papers* ,says Want KELA card, gets a lot of grief...
Welcome to Finland. You have now all the papers
*** reportedly, it is these days you just need to go to the tax office to get this first round done;
but the papers take a few days to process...
Remember: right papers, right order, right offices. Otherwise they say "piss off"..."
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And...... ALL THE PAPERS!
"By the pricking of my thumbs,
Something wicked this way comes."